5663:. He is something of a contradiction: a remorseless killer with the refined soul of a true fine-art connoisseur. He is differentiated from a common criminal by his habit of removing works of art from houses before committing arson, the ability to distinguish between priceless works of art and common forgeries, an encyclopaedic knowledge of hundreds of years of great artists and artisans and their works, and a refusal to use any artworks as blunt weapons or to profit from their ultimate destruction. He would not, for example, use a candlestick to knock someone out cold or steal it for its silver content. He is the muscle of the New Firm and, though an instinctive killer, recognises Mr Pin's cognitive skills and leaves the thinking to him. He also suffers a mild speech impediment, causing him to insert "—ing" mid-sentence (the suffix of an action verb without the verb itself). His primary skill in the New Firm is the application of his apparently unlimited supply of unspecific anger; Tulip has turned mindless violence into an art form.
5945:. Victor's uncle left a legacy to pay for Victor's tuition at Unseen University, provided that Victor never scored below an 80 on an exam. Victor, however, decided that being a student wizard was greatly preferable to being a wizard, because as a student he could live a relatively safe and comfortable lifestyle while as a wizard he would face the risk of assassinations by students wishing to advance. Therefore, Victor studied extremely hard and, when finals came around each year, carefully and competently scored an 84; four points above the minimum to continue receiving the legacy, but four points below the passing grade of 88 (On one occasion he actually passed by accident, but appealed against it on the grounds that he felt he'd failed to pay adequate attention to some details and he would not feel right to pass over the more eligible candidates; he subsequently only received an 82 and an 83 in the later exams as he was trying to be careful). Eventually this caught the attention of the
2310:, Gaspode has regained his sapience and ability to speak after too much time sleeping by the High Energy Magic Building at Unseen University. He assists newly recruited werewolf Watchwoman Angua in the Night Watch's investigation of a plot involving a 'gonne', the Discworld's only firearm, and avoids run-ins with the Dogs' Guild, a pack of feral dogs led by Big Fido. He reveals that when he was a puppy, he was put into a sack with a brick and thrown into the River Ankh. Its unwater-like qualities allowed him to chew through the sack and escape. Gaspode both resents canine subservience to humanity and yearns for masterly companionship. He is able to shout commands at dogs as would a human, much to his disgust. After lying about being a family pet, he quickly abandons the family given to him as reward for foiling a plot against Lord Vetinari after they attempt to wash him and give him a collar.
1192:, who spent some time lodging with her, and has a much better understanding of the Way of Mrs Cosmopilite than the monks who followed; he wrote down many of her sayings as guides by which to live his life. Most have double meanings, serving as both stereotypical utterances of a grouchy older working-class woman, and equally stereotypical pieces of oriental wisdom. The most notable is perhaps "I wasn't born yesterday" which, as Lu Tze points out, resembles one of the key revelations of Wen the Eternally Surprised, who, in reference to the continually destroyed and renewed nature of the universe, and the constancy of revelation, said "I was not born-yesterday!".
5143:, Ankh Morpork's leading legal practice. Considering that Mr Slant is a zombie and that Mr Morecombe and Honeyplace are both vampires, they are old enough to have been around when many laws were first written up. Promotion is also an unlikely prospect in the firm. He is the undisputed head of any legal action in the city and is one of the major members of the civil council. But Mr Slant has also been involved in more sinister affairs. He has attempted to aid in deposing Lord Vetinari from power several times, but only through serving other clients and not from an actual desire of his own to depose of Vetinari.
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turns out to be a woman as well, having joined the army in her youth along with her lover, who died in battle, leaving the young
Jackrum pregnant, something that she covered up by taking her considerable accumulated leave. When the novel ends, Jackrum has reunited with her long-lost son on the advice of Polly, although she has apparently introduced herself as his father rather than his mother, on the grounds that a fat old woman showing up claiming to be his mother would just be an inconvenience, but a distinguished sergeant-major claiming to be his father would be something to be proud of.
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turns up in various
Discworld chronicles, and it can be gathered that he was a very realistic, down-to-earth general. For example, the section of his autobiography entitled "What to Do When One Army Occupies a Well-Fortified Fortress on Superior Ground and the Other Does Not" begins with the sentence "Endeavour to be the one inside." Another good example of Tacticus' sense of pragmatism would be his maxim "It is always useful to face an enemy who is prepared to die for his country. This means that both he and you have exactly the same aim in mind."
5049:; he is described as operating on the theory that a battle was a glorious victory if enemy casualties outnumber friendly casualties, coupled with the inexplicable ability to be repeatedly chosen to command large armies and similar organizations, hence his description as "The god's gift to the enemy, any enemy, and a walking advertisement for desertion." He is ridiculously brave, often simply charging while the weapons just miss him, every time. Also notable is his method of dealing with unpleasant occurrences. He simply mentally edits them out. In
2891:. The Wintersmith approaches him to take some sulfur, so that he would become a man. This incident was reported in The Ankh Morpork Times, and a widow approached him, swayed by 'a man who knows his hygiene.' It is now believed that they are enjoying a relationship, as she was seen walking with him. His trousers and socks are confirmed as being highly explosive, as a result of the gunpowder-like solution they are treated with. His wig is believed to be sentient, and is certainly self-mobile, having escaped from a locked cupboard in the hospital. In
2839:. A very old man in a cheap wig, Groat had spent most of his career in the Post Office as a Junior Postman, since until von Lipwig's arrival none of the other Postmasters appointed by Lord Vetinari had survived long enough to promote him. Groat does not trust doctors, which is perfectly understandable since there are very few reliable doctors in Ankh-Morpork. He instead treats himself with a variety of apparently dubious 'natural' home remedies (later revealed to be, in actuality, extraordinarily effective), including concoctions made with
6310:, also reveals that The Dean leaves UU to become Archchancellor of the new Brazeneck University, the first person to voluntarily resign from the university, something previously considered unthinkable; Ridcully regards him as a traitor despite their long friendship. On the Dean's first return visit to UU, Ridcully cannot decide how to address him and eventually remembers his fore-name is Henry. By the end of the novel, Ridcully is comfortable enough with The Dean's presence to refer to him as 'Dean', which Henry ignores.
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a number of young soldiers who then rose up to the Army's high command, and thus wields considerable influence. It is stated on several occasions that
Jackrum should have actually retired long ago, with his official resignation papers constantly following him around by mail, but he always finds some excuse to get out of them; at one point in the book, he resigns his commission so that he can brutally assault an enemy soldier without dealing with military protocol and is subsequently re-enlisted afterwards. Jackrum trains
5265:, — which consisted solely of the question "What is your name?" — after a mishap with his own, he would become the head of the students whose experiments with High-Energy Magic would lead to the creation of Hex, and eventually a member of the Faculty where the more senior members generally treat him as the odd-jobs man. Of course, at this point he's effectively the only person who can get anything done (often without the consent of the other Faculty members) and the right-hand man of Archchancellor Ridcully.
2297:. Named for the Gaspode who faithfully stayed by his master's grave and whined, he and a number of other animals gained sapience and the ability to speak when the Holy Wood Dream escapes and is compelled to travel to Holy Wood to break into the nascent film industry. Gaspode does manage to become an agent for both Victor Tugelbend and Laddie, successfully renegotiating their contracts with a ten per cent commission. He and Laddie blow up the Odium picture-throwing pit during the disrupted premiere of
400:, allowed him to give William de Worde several options for improving the clacks system, despite never before having encountered the 'Abomination Unto Nuggan'. Despite his rather feminine manner and distinct lack of martial prowess he is one of the few genuinely male characters, and respectfully admires the women when he learns their true sex, citing examples of female warriors in the history of the Klatchian continent; he informed their captors that " would not trade them for any six men offered ".
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Rincewind, of course, remains immovably convinced that
Twoflower's IQ is comparable to that of a pigeon. He has no understanding of the Agatean/Ankh-Morpork currency exchange rate and often overpays, primarily because even the smallest denomination of Agatean coin is made of pure gold, and, thus, often pays for small items and minor services with enough wealth to buy a sizable fraction of the city. However, he introduces the concept of insurance to Ankh-Morpork (in particular to the landlord of
4037:. But unlike Susan, who is mostly human, Lobsang is 'mostly not' human — he has the mindset and 'infuriating smile' of a god, and thinks in 18 dimensions — he claims that even seeing in only four is hard, and that makes it hard to maintain a solid form. His incarnation of Jeremy had romantic inclinations toward Myria LeJean, the first embodied Auditor, who shared his feelings but was unable to express it and thus committed suicide with a 10,000-gallon vat of chocolate at the end of
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5444:, whose royal family had interbred itself into extinction (the last king having tried to continue the royal bloodline with himself), asked Ankh-Morpork for a Duke, Tacticus was promoted and sent there. Immediately upon becoming a Genuan citizen, he evaluated the question of the greatest military threat posed by any single other nation. Tacticus therefore declared war on Ankh-Morpork, which (it is implied) was the reason why Ankh-Morpork lost its large empire.
5055:, he is portrayed as an elderly man in a wheelchair, with a sunken look. His son, Gravid, is an entrepreneur involved in a scheme in which goblins are captured in the Shires (a border region between Ankh-Morpork and Quirm) and enslaved on Howondaland tobacco plantations with the resultant cigars and snuff (as well as assorted troll narcotics) being smuggled into Ankh-Morpork; after this was discovered, Gravid is disinherited and exiled to Fourecks.
1057:, Cohen helps the other two protagonists, Rincewind and Twoflower, to save a seventeen-year-old girl named Bethan, who was to be offered as a sacrifice. Cohen and Bethan fall in love, mainly owing to Bethan's patience and skill at curing Cohen's back problems, and decide to get married, despite Rincewind's apprehensions about their age difference. At the end of the book they are not present, and it is assumed that they have left for their marriage.
340:. He has been in employment at the bank since he was thirteen, when he came to the city with a group of travelling accountants. He was born as a clown (Charlie Benito), but his first time performing was severely affected by the audience laughing at him. He fled the show, and he happened upon a group of travelling accountants, and discovered his talent for numbers. From then on, he renounced his clowning heritage, and went to work at the bank.
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1004:", tells of Cohen setting out to slay a troll, but ending up reminiscing with it about the good old days when everyone respected tradition. As a barbarian hero, he has great difficulty interpreting empty bravado. A man of his word, he assumes that anyone who says something such as'I would rather die than betray the Emperor' fully means it. This led to the deaths of several guards and courtiers in the Agatean Empire.
6165:(i.e. the other eighth-level wizards). There are eight eighth-level wizards and the number becomes progressively higher as the level decreases. It is common to ascend through the ranks by assassinating superiors. This has been known as the tradition of "dead men's pointy shoes." Unseen University has existed for thousands of years and the average Archchancellor remains in office for about eleven months.
1864:. Vimes knew that any human doctor would be contracted to guilds (who all resent Vetinari to some degree) and that horse doctors treat animals worth considerable amounts of money and so faced considerable trouble if their patients die. Due to his lack of experience with humans, much of his advice was flawed ("walk him round a bit on loose rein...and no oats"). A former jockey, he won a lot of money by
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in the offices of The Ankh-Morpork Times after being trapped in a cellar with molten lead raining from the ceiling as the building burned, killing Mr Tulip to use his body as a raft and to steal his potato (which he believed granted its possessor a path to reincarnation). Mr Pin is then reincarnated into a potato resembling his face in a look of surprise, which is chipped and deep fried.
3836:, where he learned techniques that other Morporkian surgeons distrust, but he keeps patients alive to pay the bill. He gave free treatment to those who needed it, including those who had been tortured by the Cable Street Particulars. Quiet, if a tad sarcastic, and almost unshockable, he deals with nursing staff by throwing a handful of chocolates one way and running in the other.
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what would have otherwise been a horribly embarrassing scene) that he'd been mistakenly sent a book on MARTIAL Arts instead (he quickly recovers from the shock and presents the book to Shawn Ogg, the castle's only guard, as if that had been his intention all along). Near the end, he consults with
Casanunda, a 'ladies man' dwarf that had assisted in the defense of the kingdom. In
1090:, and was broadcast on Easter Sunday and Monday of 2008. In the miniseries, Bethan and Cohen show up at the docks, already married, to bid Twoflower goodbye as he heads back home. Twoflower gives them a box of Agatean money as a wedding present, which he believes to be inconsequential but which, Rincewind comments out of earshot of Twoflower, was enough to buy a small kingdom.
5608:. Instead, he prefers to kick a tin can around, something at which he has gained an almost magical proficiency. Although seemingly destined for the game of football, he refuses to play, on account of his Mum, who saw his father, the only player to score four goals in a career, die during a game. But his mind begins to slowly change after an encounter with the lovely
3251:, riding upon Twoflower's conjured dragon Ninereeds, snatch Hrun and fly away with him. Hrun is extremely displeased at having been denied both the lordship and Liessa. Twoflower faints and his dragon, which existed only through his willpower, disappears. All three passengers fall. Liessa catches Hrun from her own dragon, and then the couple share a passionate kiss.
1926:, where he joins the Silver Horde on the quest to 'return fire to the gods' by blowing up the mountain. Harry betrays them; as a villain, he must. When they confront him they praise him for still being a reliable Dark Lord to the end. He was last seen descending from Cori Celesti with the Silver Horde's bard, whom they had kidnapped to chronicle the quest.
2199:— as well as a talking parrot — from his grandfather. His parents, apparently convinced he was destined to become a gifted demonologist, allowed him free rein over his grandfather's workshop. Eric was relatively unsuccessful as a demonologist until — and with some unknown assistance, he becomes an unwitting pawn in a demonic plot to overthrow the King of
4963:, some fifty years before he become Archchancellor. The book suggests that in one of the many parallel universes adjacent to the one on which the Discworld novels take place, Ridcully and Esme Weatherwax are married and have children; though it also implies that they were all probably killed by the Queen of the Elves. He is deeply affected by her death (
3173:. Stanley's surname was not revealed in the book, but is given in various peripheral material relating to Discworld stamps. Stanley Howler is another example of parallel Discworld-Terrestrial history: on Earth, Stanley Gibbons is a company which publishes catalogues of stamps for collectors; the howler is a type of monkey, and the gibbon, like
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to assume that identity and role as mentor to his younger self), Carcer climbs through the ranks of the
Unmentionables, Homicidal Lord Winder's secret police, until he is brought back to the present by Vimes after pursuing him with a death squad under the orders of the new Patrician, Lord Snapcase. Carcer is captured by Vimes at the end of
2793:, in a series of memos drawn to seem pinned to some pages. These form a discussion about the book between him and his head printer, Thomas Cropper. After a previous experience with Nanny Ogg's writing he wants to avoid innuendo, but is not entirely successful. His nephew has a similar exchange with Cropper in the pages of
1727:, running a T-shirt stall in the marketplace of Whynot. Aaronovitch has confirmed that C!Mot is intended as a parallel Dibbler, although how similar he is to the original (since the People have an entirely non-capitalist society) is unknown. A character called 'Clap-Me-In-Irons Daoibleagh' appears in the webcomic
5949:, who arranged for Victor to receive a special test consisting of only one question: "What is your name?" By this time, however, Victor had left Unseen University to become an actor in Holy Wood, under the stage name Victor Maraschino, and the test paper in question was, instead, received by accident by
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Verence II is a very well-meaning king, who takes running a kingdom very seriously (he takes most things seriously, having learnt at a very early age that being a Fool was no laughing matter), but things seldom turn out the way he might want. The most noticeable results of his attempts at modernising
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He also has a superstition that those who die while holding a potato will be reincarnated. This belief, which is quite firm, is based on hearing his grandmother saying, during a famine, "You will be alright if you have your potato." He is killed by Mr Pin near the end of the novel and used for a life
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She is descended from the High
Priestess of Holy Wood, and while sleeping, she was repeatedly possessed by an unknown force, possibly the priestess. This force used Ginger to attempt to awaken the Holy Wood guardian, which would have put a stop to the Holy Wood magic and prevented the Things from the
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into her garter belt. The fact that she is Nobby's girlfriend is somewhat shocking considering his barely human appearance and her incredibly stunning good looks. However, her looks make her unapproachable, as all men have considered her out of their league; Nobby only asked because he was so used to
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Since wizards traditionally favour sports such as
Competitive Eating and Extreme Napping, other wizards find him very tiring to be around. He is not stupid but finds it very difficult to deal with unexpected information. He generally ignores it until it goes away or becomes someone else's problem. He
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and held it for the rest of the novels. Unlike his predecessors, Ridcully seems to have had a very successful and, above all, injury-free career as
Archchancellor. He finally put a halt to the traditional method of promotion simply by being indestructible. This is related to his habit of springing up
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was allowed to say of a hero that "all men spoke of his prowess" on pain of death; he should instead add that some people spoke ill of the hero and that still others did not know of him at all. Similarly, the phrase "her face launched a thousand ships" could only be used to describe a beautiful woman
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restrictions than his contemporaries. In fact, he uses the same trick (that no-one notices a sweeper) in the monastery as he does when out in the world, and has learnt as much about the nature of time as some of the higher monks simply by tidying up the classrooms. Everyone knows Lu-Tze's name as one
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with personality' and 'pig' sausages-inna-bun on the streets of Ankh-Morpork. He is described in the books as resembling a rodent, and wears a long poacher's coat covered in pockets. He is usually seen either carrying a tray or pushing a barrow (in better times). This contains sausages-in-buns, meat
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published by the Guild of
Engravers — for which he fabricated news stories. He also sold a strange green liquid made according to an ancient recipe by monks living on a mountain. Lance-Constable Carrot questioned this, but it turned out to be quite true; but the monks who make the liquid have no idea
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in the Dance of the Seasons, to put right the damage Tiffany had caused by interfering in the dance and the proper roles of the Wintersmith and the Summer Lady. Against all expectations, he acquitted himself admirably. There are signs that his feelings for Tiffany extend somewhat beyond gratitude. He
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Roland's father eventually fell very ill, and his two scheming aunts used their new position as his guardians to rob his family blind. Roland fought back as far as he could, in the process learning a great deal about surviving sieges and the art of insurgency. When his aunts block up his bedroom door
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who wears white and uses exclamation marks at the end of every sentence. She is an extraordinarily untalented singer, but the Opera House management favours her because of her beauty and because the financing her father provided for the purchase of the Ankh-Morpork Opera House. She lip-synchs onstage
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Victor is also notable for being actively lazy; he kept himself fit because it was less effort to do things with decent muscles, and put a lot of work into avoiding work (as his University career illustrates). He was looking for a job that was romantic, but did not involve hard work, which Holy Wood
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got a copy of Tacticus' autobiography from the Librarian, he formulated a characteristically cynical opinion as to why Tacticus, although respected, was not much liked by history: Tacticus did not get a huge number of his men killed by his own arrogance and incompetence. Snippets of Tacticus' advice
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get in the way of his job, and he starts off a chain reaction of events by impulsively preventing her assassination. Reluctant to tell his master about his complete cock up, Mort tries various, more and more extreme, unsuccessful methods to rectify the situation. This culminates with taking Keli out
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He is exceptional at martial arts when he needs to be and is the only known master of 'déjà fu', in which the hands move in time as well as space. This is best described as "the feeling you've been kicked in the head this way before". Generally, he relies on the fact that no-one notices a sweeper, a
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the Barbarian pass nearby. Hrun interests Liessa, who sees in him a strong but slow-witted warrior. She tests him by trying to stab him in his sleep, but Hrun grabs her wrist and nearly breaks it. Convinced, she tells him that if he defeats her brothers she will marry him. Hrun puts her brothers out
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When confronting the heads of the Borogravian army, Jackrum reveals (after asking the other two-thirds to depart the room) that almost a third of the commanders are women, whom he uncovered during his time in the army, something that became something of a hobby for the sergeant. Ironically, Jackrum
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with decades of military experience. He is known, either personally or by reputation, by practically every soldier in the Borogravian Army, and boasts that he is probably quite well known by the soldiers of the enemy armies too. Jackrum has, over the years, been the sergeant in command of (or under)
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runs Hobson's Livery Stable, which stables other people's horses and also rents and sells horses. For some reason it is a popular location for circumspect meetings. Hobson is a large man, who looks like a shaved bear, with a direct sense of humour when it comes to putting people with smart mouths on
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D'regs call him the most feared man in all of Klatch. They have very strict ideas about women fighting: they expect them to be good at it. Distrust is generally encouraged among the D'regs; Ahmed once told Vimes that his mother would be greatly offended if he trusted her, because she would then feel
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He first appears in the series as an old man already, but still tough enough to handle anything. His opponents often underestimate him because of his age, then realize too late that a man who does what Cohen does and nevertheless survives to such an age must be very good at it indeed. Cohen does not
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and his apprentice and nephew Urn. Brutha and Om find a catatonic Vorbis washed up on a desert shore and carry him back to Omnia to tell everyone what he has done, even though Om keeps saying that Vorbis is a burden who does not deserve to be saved. Once they are within sight of the citadel, Vorbis
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Vorbis justifies his actions as guided by dogma and 'fundamental truth'. Brother Murduck was killed by Ephebeans unwilling to convert, he says, expressing immovable unfounded beliefs: that the Discworld is a perfect sphere, for example, and that steam-powered machines cannot exist since they do not
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Verence and Magrat finally marry. Verence had gone through much of the story subtly trying to deal with a major problem, namely that he was not quite sure how to actually consummate the marriage. He ordered a book on the subject ("The one with the woodcuts,") from Ankh-Morpork, only to discover (in
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Twoflower is an ever optimistic, but naïve tourist. He often runs into danger, being certain that nothing bad will happen to him since he is not involved. He also believes in the fundamental goodness of human nature and that all problems can be resolved, if all parties show good will and cooperate.
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following the Glorious Revolution of the Twenty-Fifth of May. Also known as Mad or Psychoneurotic Lord Snapcase. During his reign, he was considered "eccentric" rather than mad by the upper classes, but he is now known by most Morporkians, including the nobles, as the Mad Lord. He was sadistic, and
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Salzella is eventually found out and proves to be just as 'infected' with operatic romanticism as everyone else in the building. Due to the Discworld's rather literal adherence to the laws of narrative convention, this is not an entirely mental issue: he is killed in an extremely operatic duel with
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After having an iconograph taken of him by Otto Chriek using dark light (light on the opposite side of darkness), Mr Pin experiences guilt and extreme paranoia for the various crimes committed by the New Firm. He comes to a rather sticky end when he is impaled by the desk spike of William de Worde
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After successfully poisoning her father, a traditional mode of transfer of power in her family, she still cannot become lord of the Wyrmberg as a woman and faces intense rivalry from her two brothers. But a man she married would become lord of the Wyrmberg, and she could wield real power behind the
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and realised that if there must be war, the aim should be to defeat the enemy as quickly and with as little bloodshed as possible. Few other military minds have been able to grasp this. He became a hero by ending the Tsortean Wars, bribing a cleaner to show him a secret passage into the citadel of
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Commander Vimes chases him along the rooftops of Unseen University in a magical thunderstorm, and both Carcer and Vimes are transported thirty years into the past, about a week before the Glorious Revolution of the Twenty-Fifth of May. After murdering Pseudopolitan watchman John Keel (forcing Vimes
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Carcer has a talent for unnerving people, an annoying laugh (written as 'haha' in the book) and a perpetual conviction of his own innocence despite his many crimes, which include at least two murders. He claims his original crime was stealing a loaf of bread although, Vimes says, Carcer would have
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Blouse's ambition to have an item of clothing or a food named after him as famous military men did was eventually fulfilled when a fingerless glove is given his name. A major by the end of the book, he contrasts with Jackrum directly. In one scene, he misdirects enemy forces with a signaling device
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freshly arrived in Ankh-Morpork. In general Mr Pin makes the plans and decides where they are going to go and what they are going to do, but he is open to suggestions from his partner. Both men can become violent, but Mr Pin's violence is more directed and instrumental. The background of Mr Pin is
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Lewton's life changed forever when Carlotta Von Uberwald came into his life. She used him to find Mundy (whom she said was her lover but was really an informant for her cult). After he discovered this, they argued, and Carlotta kissed and bit Lewton, turning him into a werewolf. Using his new wolf
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are formless non-beings housed under grey cloaks with no distinguishing marks. Nor can they speak: they simply re-arrange the world so that what they wish to express as actually been stated without the words being uttered... As they value their neutrality — being neither evil nor good, devoid of
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does not, in and of itself, guarantee that the whole succeeds as a work of art. It is also implied that she has an excellent figure ("other features that are considered attractive in any time"). She tries to hide her buxom qualities, without success. However, it does mean a lot of men are happy to
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A member noted for being completely legless. Literally; a cart ran over his legs several years ago and he now gets around on a wheelbarrow, usually pushed by the Duck Man. He carries an old boot on a stick, so muggers desperate enough to try to rob the beggars often find themselves being kicked on
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The Duck Man speculates that Andrews was once a mild-mannered psychic, mentally overwhelmed by the other souls. He is generally regarded as one of the most consistently sane of the group, Since at least five of his personalities can hold a sensible conversation with other people. His personalities
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did not leave the Disc. On discovering that being an orang-utan had certain advantages for a librarian — he could climb up to high shelves, for example — he refused to be transformed back into a human and has remained an orang-utan ever since. The wizards are so used to this that "if someone ever
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Vorbis commissions a heatable iron turtle for the instruction of those who question the shape of the world, then sentences Brutha to be tortured upon it for disrupting his ordination. Vorbis reveals to Brutha in a private conversation that he does not truly believe in Om. Men, not Om, create the
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reaction time—moving towards something before it starts moving, though this theory eventually proved wrong. In this time he demonstrated several unique powers: he could sense the direction of a time disturbance, balance the load of time to less than a second after a Time Crash and reacting to the
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Ridcully improvises, at short notice and with minimal assistance, a slimmed-down version of the rite of AshkEnte to summon Death (though what he got was Susan, Death's granddaughter – not because the Rite was less effective, however; the plot of the novel was to do with Susan taking over Death's
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to stop the Clock. He finds out about his 'brother' (who is actually him but having led a different life), and, after they touch, they combine; it is then revealed that he is the son of Wen the Eternally Surprised and the personification of Time. After fusing with Jeremy, Lobsang inherits Time's
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to grant him wishes: mastery of the kingdoms of the world, to meet the most beautiful woman who ever lived, to live forever, and a large chest of gold. These wishes are granted in a journey across Time to the Tezumen Empire, the Tsortean War, and the beginning of the universe, albeit as forms of
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look in on her undressing. She is correct about the inhuman monsters and the dwarfs (although she is never told about the first one and the second is "only by coincidence"). She is noted as having (appropriate to her name) what would be seen as a contemporary view of the world. Theda claims Mrs.
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While Ron asks people for money to stop following them, Coffin Henry makes money by not going anywhere. People send him small sums to not turn up at their parties asking people to look at his interesting collection of skin diseases. He also wears a sign saying "For sum muny I wont follo yu hom".
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Liessa seems to have genuine feelings for Hrun but still has one more test for him. She strips naked to see how much passion he truly has for her, but before anything intimate can happen, Rincewind and Twoflower, riding the dragon Ninereeds, snatched Hrun up and fly away. Liessa summons her own
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The 'Phantom' in the story accidentally tutors Agnes instead of Christine when Christine runs away from the ghostly voice emanating from her mirror. Agnes realizes what is happening and, in order to continue her training for a second night, slips some herbs into Christine's hot milk to make her
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and her dragon-riders. Liessa wanted Hrun to wrest rule of the Wyrmberg so she could become queen. Hrun's payment would be her hand in marriage. Hrun successfully defeats Liessa's brothers with his bare hands, but refuses to kill them because they are unconscious. Liessa agrees to banish them
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Mr Gryle as the assassin to do so. When challenged about the clacks monopoly and the lack of choice it presented, Gilt stated that customers had the choice to use the clacks or travel great distances on horseback to deliver their messages themselves. Adora Belle Dearheart mentioned that Gilt's
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The Duck Man, the intellectual of the group, appears to be relatively sane. He seems unaware of the duck on his head and has little memory of life before he joined the Canting Crew and calls it "when I was someone else". Possibly once rich and well educated at some time, he wears the tattered
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that no-one attends and an invasion of vampires due to a diplomatic gaffe. It has been suggested that while his subjects appreciate his attempts to make life better, they would really prefer a king who orders them around and carouses a lot because they would know their place under such rule.
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The book relating his journey across the Discworld is considered a revolutionary pamphlet in his native land as it is traditionally believed (and officially decreed) that the world outside of the Empire is a hellish wasteland populated by "bloodsucking vampire ghosts", resulting in him being
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Mr Tulip has a tendency to buy and consume anything sold in little bags in an attempt to acquire drugs. These tend to be rather common inert items such as chalk, pickles, and corned-beef sandwiches. The few times he's actually acquired real narcotics, they have been suitable only for trolls.
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states: "originally rather lazy by nature, he seems to have blossomed to become the youngest and most depressingly keen member of the faculty ... as one of the few wizards at the University with his head screwed on in any fashion, he appears, quite against his will, to be in the front line."
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is a rather effeminate aristocrat who previously worked as an administrator in the Quartermaster-General's Blanket, Bedding, and Horse Fodder Department, with no previous experience of field command. He was transferred as a result of Borogravia's ever-decreasing supply of combat-ready men.
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Bureau of Measurements, in which is kept the standardized Blunt Stick (originally a Sharp one was on display as well, but very few things were found worse than a poke in the eye with it), the recipe for the Pie that It May be As Nice As, Two Short Planks, and the stone used in the original
1806:, which contradicted Omnian dogma about the shape of the Discworld, was part of the motivation for Vorbis's plan to invade and annex Ephebe. He is pictured with a lantern though blind and looking for an "honest man". He is made an Omnian bishop by Brutha, the Cenobiarch and Eighth Prophet.
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is an informal name for a group of Ankh-Morpork beggars who are too anarchic for the Beggars' Guild, which has a tendency to constrain them with rules. Members of the group can often be found beneath Ankh-Morpork's Misbegot Bridge and are normally accompanied by the talking dog Gaspode.
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remnants of an expensive suit. As a boy, he "messed around in boats". Somebody apparently wants him dead, as the price on his head at The Assassins' Guild is $ 132,000. but there's a chance he put that contract on himself. The Duck Man appears in several of Pratchett's books, including
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then tells everyone that the Fool is Tomjon's older half-brother. It is assumed that this means he is the son of the elder Fool's wife and Verence I, and he is duly crowned Verence II. However, given how well the Queen got on with the elder Fool, there is another interpretation.
5023:, in which he is one of the nobles who does not take seriously d'Eath's proposal of restoring the Ankh-Morpork monarchy by installing Captain Carrot as King. In this novel he seems to have keen political instincts; it is stated that the Rusts have survived by not being romantic.
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job). It is also implied that he has some degree of practical magic knowledge – instead of using a 'thaumometer' (a device that gives a numerical measurement of a magic field's strength), he licks a finger and notes the colour and size of the small spark it gives off in the air (
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is attributed. He is one of the History Monks and spends much of the novel in the background, disguised as a simple sweeper. He also deliberately changes the course of history because he did not like the way things 'should' go, replacing a horrific war with a century of peace.
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Mr Bent eventually accepts his clown heritage after having a mental breakdown because (among other things) he made his first mathematical mistake. It appears that he remains at the bank though, in an attempt to honour his clown heritage, he returns to work wearing a red nose.
3435:— who is an inept engineer and landscape artist. His notoriety is founded from a single-minded approach to his craft, best described as 'demented'. B.S. Johnson creates some of the Disc's most impressive, dangerous, and unusual works of architecture, art, and engineering:
1285:, and she has developed a talent for asking devious questions that, if answered thoughtlessly, would make for interesting and embarrassing news headlines. Moist, for his part, regards the interviews with her as a guaranteed thrill requiring him to think quickly on his feet.
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knocks Brutha unconscious, and abducting him, returns to the Citadel to be ordained as the Eighth Prophet. Vorbis tells everybody he led Brutha through the desert; Brutha questions this but Vorbis states a 'fundamentally truth' he led Brutha through a 'desert of the soul'.
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that, due to the number of positions he holds — because somebody has to — Stibbons has accumulated sufficient votes to technically control the University Council — causing the Archchancellor to remark "Didn't anyone notice you were getting all this power?" His entry in
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tradition that whatever the priest says at the naming ceremony becomes the child's name. Magrat—who owed her own name to a combination of this tradition and her mother's inability to spell "Margaret"—was determined it would not happen again, hence the "Note Spelling".
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imprisoned in the Forbidden City. It is revealed that he is a father and a widower; his wife died after tax collectors attacked Bes Pelargic, with his recollections of the event being the only times he has displayed anger. He attempts to avenge her by challenging the
6126:, but died out of sheer terror instead when Vetinari, dressed all in black, walked up to him in a room full of people, none of them noticing anything. Because their code demands it, assassins have to tell their victim their name and who sent them—Vetinari answered "
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half-sister and successor. A former handmaiden and favourite of her father, she was originally condemned to death for not voluntarily dying in order to serve the previous king in the afterlife — effectively on Dios's orders as Teppic wished to grant her clemency.
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Altogether Andrews is a mass of many personalities, none of them named Andrews. Most have considerably higher social status than him; these include Jossi, Lady Hermione, Little Sidney, Mr Viddle, Curly, the Judge, and Tinker. An eighth personality simply known as
610:'). Ron's smell has become strong enough to not only melt earwax but to acquire a separate existence. It is referred to in the text as almost another character entirely, who occasionally arrives ahead of Ron, opts to stick around for a while after his departure.
797:, otherwise known as Perdita X. Nitt. Christine is friendly and kind, but not particularly bright and can be unintentionally slighting. She rarely pays attention to anyone but herself and is a beneficiary of the fact that star quality is far rarer than talent.
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His cosmopolitan nature clashed with the hidebound traditions of the ancient kingdom and the even more hidebound high priest Dios, and after saving Djelibeybi from destruction and shaking up its traditions, he abdicated, leaving the throne to his half-sister
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People, to whom Lu-Tze was a vaguely glimpsed figure behind a very slow broom, would have been surprised at his turn of speed, especially in a man six thousand years old, who ate nothing but brown rice and drank only green tea with a knob of rancid butter in
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and held it for the rest of the novels. Unlike his predecessors, Ridcully seems to have had a very successful and, above all, injury-free career as Archchancellor. He finally put a halt to the traditional method of promotion simply by being indestructible.
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It is hinted that Mr Tulip's past was dark and fearful, a place that even Mr Tulip is afraid to remember. The place where he lived had been in the middle of a war zone. At the last, even their own soldiers were killing farmers, desperate to find any food.
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to develop these skills, who is considered peculiar and induces discomfort in his contemporaries at the Guild. He has a reputation for ruthlessness and creative solutions with the singular ability of being able to conceive of ways of inhuming or killing
6283:— is a senior wizard, archetypically argumentative and lazy, but when occasion arises, among the more enthusiastic and competent of his peers. The Dean is particularly susceptible to occult or semi-magical occurrences, fads, or trends – most notably in
4211:. When the philosophical community came to the conclusion that distance was an illusion and all places were in fact the same place, Ly was the philosopher to make the famed conclusion that although all places were in fact the same place, that place was
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he shares a 'perfect moment' with Susan, who is also a human who inherited qualities from an anthropomorphic personification. Lobsang inherited his powers directly from his parents, whereas Susan, inherited hers indirectly from her foster grandparent,
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Mandala, a visual display of Time, and having it react to him. After the time crash, he goes into the world to stop the second Glass Clock being constructed by his then-unknown temporal double, Jeremy Clockson, under the pretext of learning the Way of
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of Klatch, equivalent to Vimes's position as Commander of the City Watch. Educated at the Assassins' Guild, his clove-chewing habit and broken Morporkian were meant to act as a disguise. He confounds Vimes by his fond memories of Ankh-Morpork, even
6107:. Also known as Homicidal Lord Winder. During the last years of his reign, he was extremely paranoid, albeit with good reason. He took pride in being pathologically careful about everything, running Ankh-Morpork as a police state, with his dreaded
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to stop him from leaving, he muses that he has only been left with a false panelled hidden door, a passage behind a tapestry and a trap door in his floor. He has also been hoarding food, and rescuing much of the castle's silverware and paintings.
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Brutha becomes the Eighth Prophet and Prophet of Prophets, and eventually dies after a hundred years in power. In the afterlife he encounters a catatonic Vorbis lost in a wasteland and taking pity on him, guides him through it to face judgement.
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He is kept barely functional by experimental dosages of dried frog pills, though the effect was sometimes erratic. Since the pills are hallucinogens, the other wizards hope they will cause him to hallucinate being sane. An improper dose causes
5953:. Victor films several movies with Ginger Withel (aka Delores De Syn), and eventually uses the magic of Holy Wood to defeat the Things from the Dungeon Dimensions with Ginger's help. Victor has not reappeared in any subsequent Discworld books.
5311:, a thin, shouty soldier who loves to terrorize new recruits. Partway through the book he disappears with a lot of the Regiments's personal possessions. Sergeant Jackrum correctly suspects that Corporal Strappi is not what he seems; the end of
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When he became archchancellor, he had not been seen at the university for forty years. Having become a Seventh Level Wizard at the exceptionally young age of twenty-seven, he left to look after his family's land. He loves hunting, owns several
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well-honed ability to talk his way out of anything, and 'Rule One', which states "Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men", since such a person is almost always a highly trained martial artist due to the Disc's
1802:, specifically Urn's development of steam power. Although one of the most popular philosophers of all time, Didactylos never earns the respect of his fellow philosophers, who say he thinks 'about the wrong things'. His authorship of the scroll
1518:). He discusses with Rincewind the possibilities of trade between Ankh-Morpork and the Empire. As tea and silk could be acquired from Klatch, Rincewind suggests the trade of gold, a rare metal in Ankh-Morpork but a ubiquitous one in the Empire.
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When he starts to hear about the strange murders being committed by the 'Opera Ghost', his first concern is how expensive the murder might prove to be, though he does acknowledge the seriousness of the event as well. His relationship with
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He was sent to and raised in the Temple, where he confounded his teachers by knowing too much without knowing how he knows it, and still not knowing what he knows it until he is asked a specific question. Eventually he is apprenticed to
4194:. In his home country he is regarded as a great sage because of his peculiar smell, and his many sayings advocating respect for the old and the virtues of poverty are frequently quoted by the rich and elderly. He is first mentioned in
1798:. He lives in a barrel inside the wall of the palace of the Tyrant in Ephebe, crafting bespoke philosophies, axioms and aphorisms for scraps. Having apprenticed his nephew Urn as a philosopher, they frequently argue over the merits of
5361:. Swing attempted to control crime by ordering all weapons confiscated, reasoning a decline in crime figures would follow, but failed to acknowledge that criminals do not obey the law and greatly enjoy a lack of weapons in a society.
3153:(no further explanation is given), Stanley has a tendency towards obsessive behaviour, coupled with violent incidents (his 'little moments') when under stress. He used to be one of the more obsessive of Ankh-Morpork's large number of
4781:, Lord of the Heavens, Charioteer of the Wagon of the Sun, Steersman of the Barque of the Sun, Guardian of the Secret Knowledge, Lord of the Horizon, Keeper of the Way, the Flail of Mercy, the High-Born One, the Never-Dying King of
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this is the Lady Sybil Free Hospital. He says that when he dies, he wants a bell on his gravestone so he can be free to not get up whenever people ring. Dr. Lawn is based on an actual retired GP of the same name in West Yorkshire.
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lines as a constitutional religion, he governed for a hundred years, while also rewriting all the lost books from the Great Library of Ephebe burnt to ashes in the failed invasion, which he had saved by remembering each and every
6691:. In self-imposed exile from his background of wealthy nobility, especially his father Lord de Worde, William works hard (and with varying degrees of success) to cast off the influence of his father. Lord de Worde is an arrogant
6666:"threw the book at him", in a literal-minded response to the order of his Captain Vimes, which sent Wonse stumbling past a missing wall on an upper floor of the Patrician's palace and down many storeys to the ground floor below.
3542:, a local wizard, she attempted to be crowned Queen in a fast-tracked coronation before the reality enveloping Sto Lat collapsed. However, after Death managed to sort out the alterations to the timeline with the Gods, she became
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collectors (called 'pinheads'), to the point that all the other collectors thought he was "a bit weird about pins". Fortunately his liking for pins can be used to calm him down from his, as called in the books, 'Little Moments'.
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Somewhat eclectically attractive, she possesses at least two features that would have made various artists from various times in history bite their easels in two—although, it must be said, that having a nose that would appeal to
6215:. Dinwiddie expected a relatively safe office to hold since nobody else actually wanted to be bursar and dreamed of spending the rest of his life quietly adding up rows of figures. Unfortunately, shortly after he became Bursar,
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suggests he still has some of the intelligence of his earlier portrayal. Lord Rust's most defining characteristic, along with his arrogance, is his unsurpassed military and strategic incompetence (or, at least, his ability to
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before the all generals and leaders of the invading anti-Omnian alliance in an unsuccessful attempt to prevent war. "It takes a long time for people like Vorbis to die," Didactylos says, because of their impact on the world.
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Under his management, the clacks network became more profitable, but less reliable. As the new owners did not really understand the clacks the way the previous management had, they worked it until it broke. He maintained his
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through his mind. The dragon, which he calls "Ninereeds" after his unimaginative master when he was apprenticed as a clerk, is very obedient to him. With the help of Ninereeds, he rescues Rincewind and escapes the Wyrmberg.
3652:' removal but he is also does rubbish collection and recycling. His basic philosophy is that there is nothing that someone will pay to have removed that someone else will not pay to acquire. The sign outside his yard reads "
2334:, the existence of a talking dog has become a well-known rumour as is the existence of a rightful King of Ankh-Morpork walking the streets of the city (both of which are true). Gaspode assists the newly created Ankh-Morpork
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She possesses the ability to think in headlines, and has gained valuable experience as an editor, allowing her to, e.g., reduce an article's length in half merely by crossing out all the adjectives. She appears in first in
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They are supposedly of one mind, acting in concert, but more often they readily fall to disagreement and bickering with snide remarks as their unison breaks down. This occurs at the most extreme in the final encounter in
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made of troll teeth which are pure diamond. Cohen has outlived the heroic age and finds himself in a world where great battles and astonishing rescues rarely happen except in stories. Ironic, given that Discworld runs on
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remain totally alien to them to such a point that if any of them start to exhibit any of these traits in any way, then they are consumed to flameless ash and non-existence, immediately thereupon to be replaced by a new
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offered him the 'choice' of becoming head of the Royal Mint, or walking out a door, without a floor behind it. He chose the latter, earning the grudging respect of Vetinari for staying true to his beliefs about choice.
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By the end of the book, Polly becomes a seasoned soldier, and it turns out, not the important one in the unit. At the end of the book, Polly leaves the army, but rejoins as a sergeant when Borogravia is invaded again.
2367:. He is the head of a consortium of financiers who had been embezzling from the clacks network since it was set up, and who, when it reached the point of collapse, bought the original owners out with their own money.
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became Archchancellor. Ridcully's personality wore away at the Bursar, whose idea of excitement was a soft-boiled egg and throughout the books his sanity decreased until, by the middle of the series and the events of
3086:'s collective memory. In several Discworld books, a character is admonished to "remember what happened to Mr Hong when he tried to open the Three Jolly Luck Takeaway Fish Bar on the site of the old fish god temple in
2452:. Initially cautious, she eventually relents and allows Juliet to follow her dream.In a similar vein, against her own better judgment, she allows herself to be swept off her feet by an unlikely romance with a savant
1156:'s landlady. Earlier in the book she is mentioned as being capable of believing the Disc is under threat from inhuman monsters, that she is a subject of derision for believing that the world is round, and that three
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holds the view that if someone is still trying to explain something to him after about two minutes, it must be worth listening to and if they give up earlier, it was not worth bothering him with in the first place.
300:. He speaks with a heavy accent and chews cloves. After an attempt on the prince's life, he is suspected of killing the Watch's prime suspect, provoking Vimes and other Watch members to pursue him back to Klatch.
1023:, in which Cohen decides to express his displeasure with the modern world by "returning fire to the gods, with interest". After a rather unsuccessful attempt, he and his friends escape on horses belonging to the
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Harry keeps ferocious mongrel guard dogs on his property. He would not "buy posh foreign dogs when he can buy the crossbreeds". Harry likes it when burglars break in, as he then does not have to feed the dogs.
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and a chiming sundial that explodes every other day around noon — this by-and-large is down to his blindness or lack of understanding of the fundamental units of measurement. His most famous housing project,
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of the best monks on the field, but few realise who he actually is. He is generally referred to just as 'Sweeper'. This is in part a reference to Martin, the pessimist philosopher and sweeper in Voltaire's
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who is the hero of the piece — or anti-hero, as to one's perspective on the matter — when they consider that 'he' has developed too much of an individual identity and personality. To them, Death has become
4950:'s religious spokesman. While priests and wizards are traditionally at odds due to philosophical differences, neither Ridcully is of a particularly philosophical frame of mind and they tend to ignore this.
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Empire, and is widely proclaimed to be the greatest general of all time. In fact, on the Discworld the word 'tactics' was derived from his name. He has been dead for nearly 2000 years by the start of the
1365:, first coined by her brother who has been killed under the instruction of Reacher Gilt. Adora wears what she claims are "the pointiest heels in the world" which she uses to deal with unwelcome advances.
2136:). She spends much of her time in the palace kitchens, apparently because she enjoys being helpful, rather than because she is mistreated. Because she helps lay the fires, the palace cook nicknamed her
3031:, where he survives an elvish invasion of Lancre castle, due to one of his birds attacking the elf. His ceremonial outfit of red and gold with a big floppy hat is usually supplemented with about three
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It has been noted that many Ankh-Morporkians tend to have a certain literal mindedness. It is not known if this is the result of Quimby's rule, or simply a natural trait that reached its peak in him.
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girl of 16 who joined the army under the name Oliver Perks in order to rescue her brother Paul and save her family's inn. She chose her false name, Oliver, because it corresponded with the folksong "
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to kill a creature from the Dungeon Dimensions, and destroy the portal created by the "click"; left for dead, he climbs out of the wreckage and reverts to a normal dog when the Holy Wood Dream ends.
1119:. Described as both beautiful and a skilled fighter due to attributes inherited from both parents, she nonetheless aspired to be a hairdresser despite her talents as a barbarian hero. By the end of
5440:. Since his campaigns were as expensive as they were effective, the rulers of Ankh-Morpork tried to get rid of Tacticus in a respectful and appropriate way. When at one point the far-flung city of
5166:. There are very few historical records of Lord Snapcase's tyranny. This may be because of Snapcase's mental disorder, which caused him to be very secretive while trying to spy on everyone else.
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The Djelibeybian priests thought she would be easy to control as the new queen. They turned out to be very wrong. Like her half-brother she is keen to get in some decent plumbing. She appears in
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Excessively seedy, momentously dirty, overpoweringly smelly and entirely incomprehensible, Foul Ole Ron is the best-known member of the crew. He is often accompanied by Gaspode, the world's only
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after musing that "'Archchancellor' was out of the question, 'Dean' too obvious an insult, 'Two Chairs' ditto with knobs on, and 'ungrateful, backstabbing, slimy bastard' took too long to say."
6248:" with him, until Archchancellor Ridcully remedied the matter by convincing the ant-run thinking engine it had just been administered "LOTS OF DRYD FRORG P¼LLS". The Bursar's insanity became a
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the Ghost and spends two pages on a final monologue before keeling over. He only had a sword theatrically thrust under his armpit, but, according to the witches present, failed to notice this.
3887:, spent countless days drinking and took the bribe that got him permanently barred from the Watch. A few years later, he started a new life as a private investigator, but rarely had any cases.
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Street on the night of the full moon." This incident appears to act as a deterrent for Morporkians against meddling with the occult or supernatural or doing something that is patently stupid.
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on the Disc. This ultimately fails as all disagree on how to act together coherently and Ms LeJean actually defects to actively defeat her one-time comrades, whereupon 'she' kills herself by '
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Having spent most of her life forced to do other people's thinking for them, she is overwhelmed with uncertainty when her dim-witted best friend, Juliet, suddenly has the opportunity to be a
3703:. Harry King employs most of the city's gnolls — who spend all their time picking up trash — never forgets a debtor, and needs to take two baths just to elevate himself to the rank of dirty.
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Vimes kills him during the fire at the Unmentionables' headquarters. He tries to apply phrenology to determine Death's character, but finds that Death has no characteristics he can measure.
4380:. They had discussed this with Death and had turned down his offer to extend the duration of their existence on the ground that it would not be the same as actually lengthening their lives.
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that, instead of saying 'pieces of eight', said 'twelve and a half percent' (that is, one eighth), he was a shameless con-artist and fraudster whose business style was described as playing "
4413:" but we later learn that the only people in the room (other than Twoflower), were Death, Famine, Pestilence, and War ('mort' is 'death' in Quirmian/French). The name is very probably the
1706:, CMOT Dibbler is mentioned in the game on an Octarine Parrot bill and is said to be the one who gave Lewton his imp-powered coffee machine. A character named C!Mot is briefly mentioned in
1458:. He is at his best selling intangibles: physical merchandise hampers his patter somewhat. He himself said he was best at 'selling ideas'. The labels on his physical merchandise range from
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raft as molten lead flows around the pair. Unfortunately, Mr Pin also steals his potato shortly before killing him, but Mr Tulip manages to retain the memory of a potato in the afterlife.
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He got his nickname by killing a man (guilty of poisoning a well) one hour before the traditional D'reg three days of hospitality, during which even great enemies should be shown respect.
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rejection he would have simply regarded it as just another day. Despite her profession, she is as humble as a caterpillar, and has about as much brains. She was completely innocent about
918:, a good-natured if somewhat pampered aristocrat. While Tiffany is at first bitter about this, she eventually comes to terms with the situation and ultimately marries the couple herself.
133:
5679:, perplexed at the concept of a soul having a strong but completely vague belief, allows him to reincarnate as a woodworm. His final thought in the novel is, 'This is —ing good wood!"
656:, was only seen once by the canting crew (though not in any narrative) and they had no desire to ever see him again. The other seven personalities are very careful to keep him buried.
5219:, as they are known, sell for a penny a packet. Vimes considers him a saint, because without Sonky, the overpopulation and housing problems in Ankh-Morpork would be even more dire.
1046:. She wishes to be a hairdresser, but genetics keep getting in the way, causing her to instinctively kill people who threaten her. She was last seen in an amorous relationship with
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is not his actual name, but some misunderstanding has been caused due to his birds' habit of attacking him when people speak to him (i.e. "Hello, my name is Hodges...ARRRRRGH").
5191:, he was mentioned as having a cruet set designed by "Bloody Stupid" Johnson (where, due to Johnson's ineptitude with geometry meant that they are used as storage silos), and in
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pies, and probably some merchandise connected with whatever the latest Morporkian fad is, but only when other ideas have proven to be unsuccessful. His full name is mentioned in
849:, a year has passed on the Disc since his disappearance, and so he would have been 13 in the "real" world. Roland personally apologised to Tiffany when his father made out that
3997:, but discovered by Soto of the History Monks when Lobsang performed the Stance of the Coyote, to save his own life after he fell from off a roof, which would have killed him.
2049:, was responsible for relaying the orders of the Patrician in assigning tasks to other clerks. William de Worde described him as someone with "no discernible personality". In
2033:, he commonly is seen entering and leaving the presence of the Patrician bearing either paperwork or verbal information on the activities of other denizens of the city, or the
5871:, Duke Felmet. He was previously the Fool to King Verence I, as his father and grandfather were before him. Over the course of the book, the Fool meets and falls in love with
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dragon and pursues them. Ninereeds nearly outruns her but vanishes when Twoflower loses consciousness. Everyone falls. Liess catches Hrun, and they share a passionate kiss.
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against Omnia to crush the country once and for all; Brutha resolved the conflict and became the Cenobiarch, (the theocractic leader) of Omnia, along with being the Eighth
5261:
Originally portrayed as an obsessive geeky student who passed the university's graduation exam because he was allowed to take the test paper of the absent slacker genius,
267:
for those races. Some character biographies are also listed in articles relating to the organisations they belong to. For further Discworld character biographies, see the
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to control which tubes the ants can crawl through, enabling it to perform simple mathematical functions. Owing to that, Hex carries a label that reads "anthill inside".
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is one of mutual distrust and Mr Bucket has no time for Salzella's dry wit and humour, especially when Salzella is making crude comments about people having been hanged.
6788:. He saved her life after her parents died in the Great Nef desert when she was a baby. Why he did so is uncertain. "He didn't feel sorry for me, he never feels anything
5638:. He supplements his official stipend, and plans for his retirement, by selling short lengths of the hanging ropes used in particularly interesting cases — such as the "
5116:. He is obsessed with making money from the Opera and is horrified to learn how expensive seemingly trivial items (such as ballet shoes and musical instruments) can be.
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Boarding House. This has likely changed since marrying a 'Miss Drapes' at the Fool's Guild Chapel of Fun by Reverend Brother "Whacko" Whopply, in a 'whitewash wedding'.
4227:, musing about the possibility of a communications system based upon the systematic torture of a monarch (although at this point, he had been "thrown out of the bar").
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He became a zombie after having been convicted of a crime and decapitated but, since he defended himself, refuses to pass on until his descendants pay the legal fees.
4112:. It is the opinion of many that Lu-Tze uses Rule One to bluff his way out of trouble, but, if necessary, he can prove it is no bluff. He does this towards the end of
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opens, who writes down interesting news of Ankh-Morpork for various monarchs and nobles abroad, which leads to his becoming the editor of the Disc's first newspaper,
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A skinny old man with a long white beard that reaches below his loincloth and with a patch over one eye, Cohen's distinguishing feature is his smile, showing off his
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and is much given to using the corridors of Unseen University as a shooting range. He was a Rowing Brown for the university in his youth (a parodic reference to the
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had a theory that equivalents of Dibbler are everywhere. This theory is borne out by the appearance of several versions of Dibbler throughout the Discworld series:
6830:, it became clear that Ysabell was competent in the family business, including 'The Duty' and 'doing the nodes'. Until Mort's arrival she shared Death's home with
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He is described as a thin, balding man in a long, old-fashioned black coat with large pockets who supports himself on an opera cane, in reality a poorly concealed
4120:— then incarnated as the personification of Time — in a fair fight, in front of a crowd of higher monks. As he said, "Def'nitely give the ol' Rule One a fillip."
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during the reign of terror caused by the dragon, and he helped rescue Sam Vimes from the Patrician's cell. He retains an honorary position with the Watch and in
5612:, and after the tactical substitution of the ball with a tin can, scores the winning goal in the inaugural game of the new football league. Appears in the book
1017:, having conquered it with his allies, the Silver Horde. They initially intended this as a sort of retirement plan, but became bored and abandoned the Empire in
857:, as would be expected in such a story. Tiffany was nonplussed, and claimed she needed no apology or recompense so long as he ruled justly when he became Baron.
617:', "Buggrit, millennium hand an' shrimp...", was the result of Pratchett feeding a random text generating program with a Chinese takeaway menu and the lyrics to
263:
series. This list consists of human characters. For biographies of noted members of the Discworld's "ethnic minorities" (dwarfs, trolls, undead, etc.), see the
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Swing carries with him a large set of calipers and a steel ruler, to measure the facial characteristics of those he meets, to determine their personal traits (
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of the Disc, whereupon Death brings the fiasco to an end. After fighting a duel with and losing to his master, Mort is given an extra lease of life when the
2037:
in general, Drumknott seems not to think much about the political implications of the information he works with, believing in filing for its own sake. During
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helps him combine the aspects of his personality and become the director of music. Walter writes popular operas "with tunes you can hum" and might resemble
5368:. Swing moves and speaks in an erratic, jumpy fashion, in bursts and sputters rather than a continuous flow of movement or sound. He is, however, a skilled
5348:
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Liessa isn't seen or mentioned after this. Her kingdom probably did not survive, since in the later books, the barbarian way of life has all but vanished.
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for the opposite of this concept). Evil Harry Dread tries to follow the 'rules': he intentionally hires stupid henchmen, invests in helmets that cover the
6495:
The Librarian is a member of a small elite group of senior Librarians of Time and Space who have the knowledge and ability to travel through L-Space, an
5492:
6358:
Previously, other "computers" on the Disc consisted of druidic stone circles. Programmed by 'Softlore', Hex runs and evolves under the watchful eyes of
5383:). The reliability of the paradigm is questionable; it says that Vimes has the eye of a mass murderer (Vimes says he indeed does... in his other suit).
3052:
he discovered the phoenix and helped Granny Weatherwax to recover from a vampire attack, even though he clearly understood that his life was in danger.
6154:, an important figure who holds a seat on the Ankh-Morpork council, although this council itself has no power either, acts as a magical advisor to the
3374:, and he becomes a gardener at Susan's school; their interactions are rewritten throughout the adaptation to imply a developing romantic relationship.
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and bully, who goes so far as to leave the city and live in the countryside to avoid contact with these 'lesser races'. It is implied at one point in
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sorry for me" Ysabell says. A sixteen-year-old girl with silver hair and silver eyes, she has been sixteen for thirty-five years; no time passes in
6004:
4936:, despite the latter's legendary dislike of magic, as they share the belief that the most important thing about magic is knowing when not to use it.
4093:, in which we learn that he is not a monk at all, but 'merely' a sweeper at the Monastery of Oi-Dong. The lack of a formal title, in fact, gives him
475:— thus leaving the Great God with almost no godly powers what-so-ever, as shown by his intention of returning in the form of a great ground-crushing
404:
Jackrum would simply have smashed, a sign of Discworld warfare changing as intelligence and technology began to replace bravery and fighting skill.
4709:, a reformed vampire named Maladict, a troll called Carborundum, an Igor, and a few even stranger people, who are, in fact, all women in disguise.
497:, who sees the possibilities that Brutha offers him and his self-serving agenda of taking over the whole of Omnia and its surrounding countries of
6043:, to his horror Vorbis learns that what he had thought was the voice of Om was just his own voice echoing in his head, plunging him into despair.
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of commission but refuses to kill them. Liessa agrees to banish them instead and tells Hrun tenderly that she did not expect such mercy from him.
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they were engaged. Miss Dearheart can see through most of Lipwig's conman tricks, amazing him. Out of fondness, she allows him to use the name of
914:, Roland and Tiffany have realised that simply being different from those around them does not mean they are similar, and Roland decides to marry
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6199:
as a quiet, reserved person. He took the post of university treasurer because of his affinity for numbers. (The Archchancellor describes him as "
5909:
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and stands up to the Duke, admitting he saw the murder of Verence I. At the end of the book Verence I's hidden heir, Tomjon, rejects the throne.
145:
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to hear her wisdom. This is usually "bugger off" or something similar, but since the monks do not speak Morporkian, it does not matter much. In
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5642:" execution — often signed by the victims themselves. Mr Trooper believes his work deters crime, since he never sees criminals more than once.
678:
Sometimes spelt 'Coughin' Henry'. He habitual cough gave him his name and is described as sounding 'almost solid'. Like Ron, he has a verse in
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5495:
explain the facts of, well, everything. Meanwhile, Nobby considers letting her down gently because she did not know her way around a kitchen.
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his shop was used as a location for one of the murders. The shop found boarded up, deep investigation revealed that a local thespian from the
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The Librarian is only referred to by his title not a name. If his name were known, he could be changed back into a human, and by the time of
3538:
be dead, which meant that most people simply refused to acknowledge her existence unless she made her presence clear. With the assistance of
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never appears in any of the books, having (apparently) died before the start of any of the stories, but appears to form an important part of
48:
5604:
is a worker at the Unseen University's candle vats, though he seldom does any work, leaving most of it to the affable goblin (actually orc)
3683:, but it may be a scatological reference, as suggested by the previous sign. It may also refer to the classic fairy tale of 1842 written by
3544:
Queen Kelirehenna I, Lord of Sto Lat, Protector of the Eight Protectorates and Empress of the Long Thin Debated Piece Hubwards of Sto Kerrig
2124:, as an attractive young woman with brown skin and blonde hair, but no knowledge of her origins. Her entire life has been controlled by her
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intending it to be killed by a king, whom he would then control. This failed and he found himself personal assistant to the Dragon King in
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powers and eventually takes over her role. Even before these events, Death could not see him, and he lives outside the influence of Death.
6072:
4582:". In his memory, it was amended to read: "The pen is mightier than the sword only if the sword is very small and the pen is very sharp".
4374:. They subsequently meet their end after a freak accident that sends their carriage plunging into a ravine, as revealed in the opening of
976:'s greatest warrior hero, renowned for rescuing maidens, destroying the mad high priests of dark cults, looting ancient ruins, and so on.
4705:", which is about a girl running off to join the army. As a member of the Cheesemongers, Private 'Ozzer' Perks serves with the colourful
3190:
2862:, Groat tells Moist von Liping about his hair that, "It's all mine, you know, not a prunes". Explanation reveals that in Dimwell slang, "
200:
1702:, along with many of the other Dibblers, including D'Blah and Point-Me-Own-Bone Dibjla (who is exclusive to the game). Additionally, in
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specialises in Death by Hanging; his skill with a noose allows him to simulate an execution but leave the victim alive, as he did with
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He doesn't support the theory of a beard as a sign of knowledge because he has been unable to grow one himself. In the film version of
1050:. She says she knew Cohen and that he took an interest in her education—such as how to set a variety of traps in a length of corridor.
5690:
is a native of the Agatean Empire, on the Counterweight Continent, living in the major sea port of Bes Pelargic where he works as an "
4835:; by the end of the novel she is enthusiastically embracing many of the stranger regimens, such as bathing in ass's milk, favoured by
4538:, Olaf Quimby was noted for his interest in honest and accurate descriptions as well as proper standards for everything, particularly
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and some student Wizards in the High Energy Magic building. In this form it was simply a complex network of glass tubes, containing "
2325:, Gaspode helps Captain Carrot to track Angua down after she flees back to her native Überwald, where he explores his lupine nature.
6817:, and is surprised when she meets Rincewind to learn that he isn't dead. This state of affairs might not have continued long if the
2043:
he was seemingly attacked by the Patrician—later revealed to be a lookalike hired to try to get Vetinari deposed—and by the time of
467:
patch who is actually the God Om afflicted with temporary amnesia, which recedes in the presence of Brutha. Brutha is the only true
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that connects all libraries and other large accumulations of books. He uses this knowledge to save books from the great library of
5079:, most notable for an absolute hatred of opera. He embezzles money and murders the people who find out, blaming the murders on the
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1901:
of being a Dark Lord. Heroes don't bear him any grudges; he always lets them win and in return they always let him escape (see the
1065:
358:
who was born the son of a music hall performer, but left to join a bank, eventually becoming Prime Minister of the UK 1990–1997.
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He is a clerk who wants to be a Barbarian Hero and is currently half-way through a book on the subject, which includes a table of
6928:
6087:
3490:— who supports an opposing team. Eventually, Trev joins a newly formed footballing league, and Juliet embarks on a new life as a
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instead. Liessa strips naked before Hrun to see if his desire for her will be strong enough. Before he can accept, Rincewind and
1963:
804:
Christine's father once told her that a "dear little pixie" would help her career and she thinks that Agnes might be that pixie.
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of Om — as all other 'believers' only go along with the state religion either out of habit or fear of torture, but do not really
6343:) featuring ants and cheese as part of its architecture, and is housed in the basement of the High Energy Magic Building at the
1988:, notes that 'D'reg' is a name given by others. It means 'enemy' (in this case, everybody's) and the D'regs proudly adopted it.
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series. Initially a rather dull-witted individual, he gained something of a conscience upon being rescued from the Queen of the
7751:
3165:, in which the destruction of his collection coincided with the invention of the postage stamp, he redirected his obsession to
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she wears a wedding ring and is assumed to be married, presumably to William de Worde, although she still refers to herself as
6845:, but does not enjoy a long life as she is killed with her husband in an accident at the opening of the 14th Discworld novel,
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Tacticus conquered a large area of the Discworld, both around the city of Ankh-Morpork and well into the rimward continent of
1301:
Pratchett has stated on Twitter that she is married to William de Worde, retaining her maiden name for professional purposes.
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that is carved into the Chalk; Tiffany uses the necklace as a symbol to draw on the power of her homeland in times of crisis.
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is the Head Cashier and all but in charge of the Royal Bank of Ankh-Morpork. He was introduced to the discworld series in the
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states that the Agatean Empire has, in that time, become the 'People's Beneficial Republic of Agatea', headed by a chairman.
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states that he eventually became commander of the Watch in an unnamed city. This could imply that Hrun split up with Liessa.
6573:, on Short Street where drinks quietly unless provoked, eats prodigious quantities of peanuts, and plays a ruthless game of
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reported that there was an orang-utan in the Library, the wizards would probably go and ask the Librarian if he'd seen it."
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face, making it easier for a Hero to disguise himself and places heroes in overly contrived, easily escapable death-traps.
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type annoyed with how the Discworld has changed; modern heroes always block his escape tunnel before confronting him. He's
4920:. He never seems to understand what Ponder is saying and Ponder never expects him to, but the young man is at least doing
4758:, and sometimes make reference to each other's works. However, Pratchett has denied any conscious reference in this case.
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confirms that the Librarian was Dr Horace Worblehat, and that his fears of turning back into human are baseless at most.
5750:, where he meets the inept wizard Rincewind whom he hires as a guide. Throughout the first two novels, he is followed by
1962:, they will show a guest perfect hospitality for exactly 72 hours, whereupon killing him becomes an option. Noted member
1850:, Dr James Folsom is a highly proficient horse doctor that Samuel Vimes brought in under threat to treat Vetinari in the
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His name originates from his catchphrase "... and at that price, I'm cutting me own throat". He was also an unscrupulous
7781:
4928:, dismissing a rather snide question about whether it's appropriate for UU's librarian to be an ape with the response, "
4182:
Ly is arguably the greatest philosopher on the Disc, although he is usually the one arguing for this. He comes from the
2633:— with the last of the 'Death' strand of novels — where they enter human forms, including the creation of the character
7821:
6923:
6608:, he appears in both human and orang-utan form. His human form is played by Nicolas Tennant, who had previously played
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behind would-be assassins, shouting loudly at them and banging their head repeatedly in the door. He is also known as
4633:— on the recommendation of 'Nev' Ogg, though Granny Weatherwax had stayed at Mrs Palm's establishment previously with
4499:— a barbarian heroine who wants to be a hairdresser, but cannot due to her genes — at first sight, and she with him.
3060:
1823:, where his attempts to educate the ruler through subliminal learning resulted in his assassination. He never went to
1397:— is a bit character described as Discworld's most enterprisingly unsuccessful entrepreneur, a 'merchant venturer' of
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has told him. However the Great God Om grows weak from the waning of belief in him, and now only the truly faithful
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Quimby's reign ended when he was killed by a disgruntled poet during an experiment to test the truth of the saying "
3351:
The timeline was, however, eradicated when Death intervened, and Imp was last seen working in a fried-fish stall in
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is a somewhat plump, over-breasted girl who runs the Night Kitchen in the Unseen University until the events of the
448:. Brutha is a faithful and dutiful lad — his devotion instilled from infancy by being raised by his very strict and
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282:
A Klatchian warrior who accompanies Klatchian envoy Prince Khufurah on a diplomatic journey to Ankh-Morpork in the
3471:, Juliet Stollop is stunningly beautiful and utterly empty-headed. She becomes a society sensation overnight as a
1661:. 'Wherever people are prepared to eat terrible food,' it says, 'there will be someone there to sell it to them.'
315:. He and Vimes eventually develop a wary respect for each other as basically honest cops in unenviable positions.
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7147:"@SarahJoHarden Sacharissa Cripslock married William de Word but keeps her maiden name for professional purposes"
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4183:
3726:, swayed by Dick Simnel's new steam engine, Harry provides the capital to build the "Ankh-Morpork and Sto Plains
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204:
4888:, the Bursar was surprised to discover Ridcully's adeptness at using a magic mirror, which, like most Discworld
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after his teachers cannot teach him. Due to internal politics, the monks hoped they would 'break' one another.
2672:— both as an idea and as an individual — actively defending humans to the utmost extent of his own 'existence'.
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4319:. Mort is described as being very tall and skinny, with muscles like knots in string. He has a shock of bright
2989:
2787:, he makes a great deal of money from Nanny's book, and is surprised she wants some of it. He also appears in
1401:, most famous for selling meat by-products to unsuspecting passers-by. His first significant appearance is in
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during his captivity since time hardly passes while in Fairyland. When a 9-year-old Tiffany finds him there in
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Head of Inadvisably Applied Magic, Praelector and Reader in Invisible Writings, the Master of Traditions, the
3565:, though she is not mentioned by name. If it is her, she would be the first person on the Disc other than the
3527:. She is the last person between the Duke of Sto Helit and the throne and she is saved from assassination by
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in the classical sense, i.e., a professional thief, brawler and ravisher of women. Cohen is introduced in the
8135:
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is flamboyant enough to make him believe she is 'bonkers'. Pratchett says Mort would have thought she looked
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Walter Plinge, an odd-job man at the Ankh-Morpork Opera House, an awkward nervy figure in a beret who has an
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for her is 'Duchess' — and their daughters are Daphne and Herminone, who have made Harry King a grandfather.
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and his large hands and wide reach make him an excellent keyboard player. He remains the chief organist for
6169:
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4571:, on the grounds that the sort of people whose minds work like this ought to be kept busy, or they might do
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Hrun also has some fame, because Twoflower gets very excited at the prospect of meeting Hrun the Barbarian.
1347:
587:
572:. Death is successful at taking coin and enhancing the group's earning power where he also becomes known as
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is apparently the only wizard who still remembers the Librarian's name, but has agreed not to tell anyone.
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is the president of the Guild of Lawyers, a position that he has held for a long time owing to his being a
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Nijel the Destroyer, son of Harebut the Provision Merchant, is a would-be barbarian hero, appearing in the
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to become street vendors of the newspaper, where they capitalised on the unintelligibility to sell copies.
7338:
6436:), inflected for simple affirmations and negations. Nonetheless, most people seem able to understand him.
5715:, who "found himself looking up into a face with four eyes", implying he actually wears glasses, although
3239:
7786:
6515:
6496:
5983:, an exquisitor who believes he is destined to become the Cenobiarch and Eighth Prophet of Omnianism, as
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has long been associated with civil unrest, being the pseudonym of the (possibly mythical) leader of the
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manual. In addition to the standard loincloth, Nijel wears woollen long underwear — his mother insisted.
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abilities, Lewton managed to stop Carlotta's cult and save Ankh-Morpork from a giant god of destruction.
2770:. Mr Goatberger prints his Almanacks on thin paper, as many families keep old editions in their privies.
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coming with her up to her room—assuming they would be going up for sex, but they had a different reason.
993:
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as Carcer Dun, is never revealed in the completed book. His first name is a Latin word meaning "prison".
468:
17:
5184:
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His obsession with his own security left him no time to govern or affect history. His one recorded act (
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if relevant shipyard records were produced or, failing that, evidence that the woman's face resembled a
2055:, he reveals that he cannot understand the fuss that is being made about football, both old and new. In
1317:
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6723:
6235:
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The archchancellor of UU is considered the leader of all wizards on the Disc (by those at the UU), the
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reveals him as a 'political', an officer who informs on other soldiers, who holds the rank of Captain.
5307:
5121:
5040:
4693:
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380:
7370:
5754:, a homicidally vicious travel chest which moves on hundreds of little legs, carrying his belongings.
753:, described by Vimes as "a stone-cold killer. With brains", Carcer's full name, given in a preview of
141:
93:
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7831:
7796:
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7703:
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6687:. He has an obsessive dislike of lying, which he has, however, learned to work around in the name of
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the Librarian served as the best man for Magrat and Verence. The cover of the Discworld picture book
4742:
Mr Pin and Mr Tulip are very similar in many respects to Messrs Croup and Vandemar, a violent duo in
4304:
4191:
312:
88:
7178:"A revision of the English Wealden Flora, III: Czekanowskiales, Ginkgoales & allied Coniferales"
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while Moist von Lipwig assumed his de facto position as chairman of the Royal Bank of Ankh Morpork.
2061:, he develops a childlike interest in the newly-emergent railway, wishing to spend more time aboard
1943:
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Cripslock. She is very respectable, meaning there is a lot of unrespectability waiting to come out.
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5510:— is an assassin of singular ability, for which he gained a scholarship to become a student at the
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1374:, Adora and Moist are married and living in Scoone Avenue, Ankh. Adora has returned to running the
6336:
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5487:, and was completely unaware that her job could be considered "acting like a floozy"; in the end,
4342:, Death's adopted daughter. When Death feels in need of a break, Mort is charged with taking over
4303:. He is first seen as the over-thoughtful son of a farmer in the Octarine Grass Country, near the
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who is possessed by "Music with Rocks in" and becomes the Disc's greatest musician under the name
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sold green beer, location unknown but suspected to be tropical rain forest, possibly Howondaland.
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woman, she has curves and chestnut-red hair, and wears almost nothing but a chainmail harness.
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may contain an excessive amount of intricate detail that may interest only a particular audience
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and helps him escape. Near the Wyrmberg of the Dragonriders, he was captured by the curvaceous
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4905:). He also tends to be more practical than most of his fellow wizards such as when he revives
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Lu-Tze theorised that time's hold on Lobsang was 'loose'. For example, he could demonstrate a
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long-term plans involved establishing himself as Havelock Vetinari's successor as Patrician.
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Om falls from an eagle's claws crashing through Vorbis's head killing him outright. Before
1946:, will attack anyone and anything, even themselves. Nonetheless, in a tradition echoing the
1127:, a humorously juxtaposed character who wants to be a barbarian hero but is very bad at it.
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is the head of the Guild of 'Seamstresses' — actually prostitutes — first appearing in the
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chooses to turn over his Lifetimer, thus allowing Mort to stay in the world of the living.
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s investigation of a plot to incriminate Lord Vetinari as an informant (going by the name "
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670:) and Andrews held up five fingers to indicate the outcome of his personalities' decision.
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1440:' advice, mail-order martial arts lessons under the alias 'Grand Master Lobsang Dibbler',
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5478:'s girlfriend for most of the book; they met when Nobby caught her eye while slipping an
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The man who introduced the world to the concept of "wholesale" destruction, Cohen is the
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The previous Bursar, Spelter, was killed trying to save the library from destruction in
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a crowd gathers. There is also a man selling hot dogs, possibly a reference to Dibbler.
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Pratchett, Terry (1992). 'Small Gods'. Great Britain: Corgi. p.377 - ISBN 0-552-13890-8
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Pratchett, Terry (1992). 'Small Gods'. Great Britain: Corgi. p.317 - ISBN 0-552-13890-8
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and Prophet of Prophets of Omnianism. Reforming the Church extensively along tolerant,
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Pratchett, Terry (1992). 'Small Gods'. Great Britain: Corgi. p.27 - ISBN 0-552-13890-8
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Pratchett, Terry (1992). 'Small Gods'. Great Britain: Corgi. p.14 - ISBN 0-552-13890-8
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Dungeon Dimensions from breaking through to the Discworld. Her name is a reference to
4362:, Mort leaves Death's service and marries Ysabell. The couple are given the titles of
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who, on the basis that wisdom seems wiser if it comes from further away, trek down to
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he casually mentions that he has dozens. Only one is mentioned by name in the novels,
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This course of events, in good part, is guided by little 'nudges' by the History Monk
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novel, he has carefully excised his name from the records of the Unseen University.
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computer game, his name is spelt D'blah and he gives secrets about pyramid power in
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by Tiffany. When he is 12 years old, Roland is kidnapped by the Queen, and does not
627:. His catchphrase (minus 'buggrit') is also used by Mrs Tachyon, a character in the
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a reference to the apocryphal account of the death of the Ancient Greek playwright
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fulfills the role of the one person in the organisation who knows what's going on.
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Her establishment is used as a place to stay by Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg in
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The D'regs, a nomadic and warlike people who inhabit the desert regions of hubward
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manager at UU because he's the only one who understands what he's talking about.
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Lu-Tze comes to the fore in a more substantial role in the 26th Discworld novel,
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3679:," probably is not a reference to the River Ankh, brown from centuries of dumped
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3223:: hulking and muscle-bound yet slow-witted, battle-prone, alcoholic, and fond of
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Mrs Palm was considered almost a witch by Granny. Her character also appears in
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Moss-Gathering Trials. This Bureau is maintained by the current Patrician, Lord
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A ruthless businessman with a piratical appearance, including an eyepatch and a
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is cynical, angry, and a heavy smoker. Her father Robert Dearheart, founded the
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is a pretty, thin, blonde chorus singer at the Ankh-Morpork Opera House, in the
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is one of the two remaining employees of the Ankh-Morpork Post Office prior to
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is a skilled physician and surgeon of Ankh-Morpork. He first appeared in the
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from the city by royal proclamation. Sto Lat still had a queen by the time of
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grandmother — who is word-perfect on Omnian religious texts on account of his
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Her name is a play on the saying "a date with Rosie Palms," a slang term for
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but more so—it prefers to walk everywhere and faints at the sight of blood.
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He is a habitual speaker of Dimwell Arrhythmic Rhyming Slang, the only known
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provided. In "Moving Pictures", a summary given about him is a reference to
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it is revealed that only his kidney and a few bones were found; in the game
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any relevant information, and removing excessive detail that may be against
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Ysabell first appears in a brief cameo role in the second Discworld novel,
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they have a daughter; Princess Esmerelda Margaret Note Spelling of Lancre.
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Tawneee is, in fact, merely her stage name; her real name is Betty. She is
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Thereafter, the Auditors remain at great odds with Death. The concepts of
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apparently only gathered whale meat after a conveniently beached whale had
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then dies in an industrial accident. He is known to have had a brother in
2866:" means wig. (In Cockney rhyming slang, the expected derivation would be "
1389:— usually known as Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler, C.M.O.T. Dibbler, or simply
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he was promoted to the rank of Grand Vizier of the Empire, under Emperor
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had an unexplained grudge against him. Lewton fell in love with a female
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series, B.S. Johnson while well-remembered, is thankfully long-deceased.
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and all the other species — see the inimical presence of the Auditors as
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ironic punishment. Eric was last seen escaping from Hell with Rincewind.
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said that he "ran away from the circus to join a troupe of accountants".
7180:. Bulletin of the Natural History Museum (Geology Series), 57(1), 29–82.
4164:, a way of life of his own devising which he created after lodging with
3871:, is a former member of the City Watch, which banished him for taking a
3531:, who found himself unable to allow her would-be assassin to kill her.
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people usually left 'in disgrace, in a box or, in a few cases, in bits'
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by a beggar at the docks early in the events in first Discworld novel,
5702:, he wrote "What I did on my Holidays" after his return to the Empire.
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is an Ankh-Morpork nobleman who first appears in 15th Discworld novel,
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got his name by violating the 3-day custom, an act so unthinkable that
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is the villainous counterpart to Cohen the Barbarian; an old fashioned
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It is possible that Mr Pin and Mr Tulip are taken as analogues of the
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Though it is never satisfactorily explained exactly what happened, in
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explain the fiction more clearly and provide non-fictional perspective
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Mort starts off at the bottom, learning to accept his position while
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gave him a large piece of land in the Goosegate area of the city. In
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5581:. Using the name Delores De Syn, she starred in several movies with
3231:, after a battle, but regrets it due to the sword's talkativeness.
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for all that it represents what they are not: the utter remorseless
2342:") and a translator for Lord Vetinari's dog Wuffles, a key witness.
296:, Ahmed belongs to a vicious but honourable warrior clan called the
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6962:"Speciesism" is the Discworld version of racism, prejudice against
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when he first encountered her, if he had only ever heard the word.
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to invade Ephebe from this unexpected direction of the undefended.
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When Dibbler's businesses fail, he falls back on selling (mostly) '
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The effect is not fully explained, but it presumably reference to
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achieve goals only by simultaneously sustaining devastating losses
3363:". In the novel, several characters comment that he seems a bit "
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by killing anyone attempting to set up another network, including
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the expression "a big girl's blouse" is British slang for a wimp,
6618:. This adaptation also establishes his name as Horace Worblehat.
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and his brother is Hughnon Ridcully, High Priest of Blind Io and
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named Ilsa and seemed happy. However, Ilsa left and Lewton, in a
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Twoflower also has a rich imagination as he is able to summon a
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of Unseen University, and, among yet other positions, keeper of
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is an ex-opponent of Cohen, and his sometime lover. Inspired by
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who is drawn — with extra tentacles — greatly from the works of
2445:, from whom she has inherited a large number of secret recipes.
419:— is an Ommnian novice at the Citadel in the city of Kom in the
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and becomes ennobled as the Duchess of Sto Helit at the end of
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in a snake pit and they escape together. He falls in love with
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1653:. It was previously thought they might all be related, but the
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5657:, a member of the New Firm, a duo of interloping criminals in
5139:. He is also one of the three founding and senior partners of
4223:, explaining royal succession by use of a particle known as a
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in Ankh-Morpork, some of which is explained in more detail in
901:, Roland gave her a silver necklace in the image of the giant
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describes a custom double-width chair formerly owned by him.
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temporarily inherited the Bursar's condition after having a "
6122:, during which he was very nearly assassinated by the future
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The Librarian appears in orang-utan form in the video games
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Professor A.A. Dinwiddie, DM (7th), D.Thau., B.Occ., M.Coll.
4409:— how to play bridge. At one point, War refers to Death as "
4020:
After time stopped he made his own time, and paired up with
253:
This article contains brief biographies for characters from
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follows Brutha and Om through a storm with the philosopher
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as the quest leader for the tourist class. He is played by
4547:
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4363:
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4299:
4252:, whose voice is like that of the worst of schoolteachers.
3737:
3658:." This replaces, at his wife's insistence, the original: "
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and developed his career from there. His core business is '
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In the animated adaptation of the novel, Imp was voiced by
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series, also by Pratchett. Foul Ole Ron is in one verse of
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5278:" (the magical equivalent of the atom). It is revealed in
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Ridcully showed the occasional flash of magical skill. In
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against creative exaggeration in writing. For example, no
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or Keli is the daughter of King Olerve the Bastard of the
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is one of the two remaining employees of the Ankh-Morpork
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is the daughter of an engraver — who possibly appeared in
6526:
Books must be returned no later than the last date shown.
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6404:, where he was transformed in a magical accident into an
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Hex has its origins in a device that briefly appeared in
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4066:, as a minor but crucial character described as follows:
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Gods, spirits, and other anthropomorphic personifications
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and an affectionate parody of the late Anne McCaffery's
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as carriers of information". The wizards could then use
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before any of his fellow wizards could whip up a spell.
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His name is an allusion to the Chinese legendary figure
3361:
There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis
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gin, souvenir snow-globes, and advertising space in the
1281:, she seems to have become the Times's chief liaison to
6428:. His vocabulary consists primarily of the single word
6412:
was working a spell reshaping the world to ensure that
6085:, the original performer of the eponymous character in
3348:, along with Cliff and Glod. He dies in a cart crash.
1490:(which was of course evened out by the history monks).
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extremely fond of torture, much like his predecessor.
2460:, and eventually goes off on an adventure with him to
1742:, after Crowley's Bentley bursts into flames over the
132:
describes a work or element of fiction in a primarily
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as Rincewind) in the two-part television adaptation.
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is a Holy Wood actress in the tenth Discworld novel,
5461:
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is the Duchess of Sto Helit and the granddaughter of
4789:— is the protagonist of the seventh Discworld novel,
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Rosemary Palm is similar to real-life brothel owner,
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and gradually earns the respect of all the recruits.
2917:
1476:. His nickname was inadvertently suggested to him in
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Watson, J., Lydon, S. J. and Harrison, N. A. (2001).
6878:
3687:, particularly since the Ruskin work is written for
2806:, with his first initials apparently derived from a
2441:. She is the granddaughter of the chief cook at the
7189:
6569:The Librarian spends his leisure hours at the pub,
6137:
5626:The Ankh-Morpork official Hangman and executioner,
5222:He manufactures a replica of the Scone of Stone in
4850:is the current archchancellor, assumed the post in
4370:of Sto Helit, and later also become the parents of
3668:." His wife's name is Euphemia "Effie" King — his
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King of the Golden River, Recycling Nature's Bounty
3598:One of Ankh-Morpork's most successful businessmen,
2988:. His name is a reference to the real stable-owner
1680:, in which his appearance seemed to be modelled on
7122:Discworld Assassins' Guild Yearbook and Diary 2000
6763:he is roughly the same age as Moist, who is 26 in
6398:first appeared in the second novel of the series,
6007:with the death of missionary Brother Murduck as a
5207:Wallace Sonky, an Ankh-Morpork tradesman who owns
4785:— lit. 'Child of the Djel', the Disc's version of
2670:ongoing existence of Life and, by extension, Death
1153:
7193:The Turtle Moves!: Discworld's Story Unauthorized
6824:During the events of the fourth Discworld novel,
6172:, assumed the post in the tenth Discworld novel,
2858:in the universe that does not actually rhyme. In
2660:As Death — though utterly bemused and baffled by
8127:
6838:
6772:
6735:along with Otto von Chriek, and is mentioned in
6714:William may have married his friend and editor,
5939:Student wizard turned actor, and protagonist of
5857:first appears in the sixth novel of the series,
2565:order of the universe without let or hindrance.
2233:is a trainee witch and the first female wizard.
1454:, he briefly sold food for trolls and later for
1378:service as her father did and no longer smokes.
953:. His name and character are an obvious echo of
761:murdered the baker and stolen the whole bakery.
660:'voted' on whether to act as street vendors for
7332:
7330:
6474:is considered one of the first members of the '
2992:, best known as the name behind the expression
2930:of Conan fame, she has a prominent role in the
2267:. Her unusual middle names are the result of a
1809:There is not much mention of Didactylos before
7371:"Best librarian characters in fantasy fiction"
6546:at weddings because he is allowed to kiss the
6120:Glorious Revolution of the Twenty-Fifth of May
5790:Lord Hong to a duel. At the end of the novel
5429:, however, his first name is given as Callus.
4772:
4752:. The two authors have collaborated before in
4417:as to why Death chose Mort as his apprentice.
4273:
3861:appears in the third Discworld computer game,
3736:At the end of the book, King is raised to the
3691:, and may also possibly play on the mystical "
3377:
3055:Hodgesaargh is based on a real-life keeper of
2688:, who provides a minor turn at the end of the
1486:, who instantly rued it. This in itself is an
1346:after beginning a tentative relationship with
479:or something similar, rather than a small and
274:Characters are listed alphabetically by name.
7433:
5026:Lord Rust makes more sizeable appearances in
4542:. As Patrician, he used his power to enforce
3573:. The last mention of Queen Keli comes from
2140:(she is, of course, the Discworld version of
1868:and was highly skilled at achieving results.
444:that believes in the Great and only One God,
7757:The Science of Discworld III: Darwin's Watch
7718:A Collegiate Casting-Out of Devilish Devices
7608:The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents
7327:
7233:ability to pause in mid-air for comic effect
6408:, as the great magical tome of the Creator,
5969:The antagonist of the 13th Discworld novel,
4959:we learn he had a relationship with a young
4735:much more vague than his partner, Mr Tulip.
3839:After his successful delivery of Young Sam,
1819:(where he saw a person being stoned) and to
1387:Claude Maximillian Overton Transpire Dibbler
1381:
7144:
4932:". He also gets along with Watch Commander
4445:, with the title character being voiced by
4346:. Unfortunately for Mort, his feelings for
3299:
1815:. The main mentions are of his journeys to
1130:
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7762:The Science of Discworld IV: Judgement Day
7440:
7426:
6849:to be succeeded by their infant daughter,
6509:and to enter our world via the library of
6464:The Librarian served a brief stint in the
6226:, the Bursar is almost completely insane.
5523:and deathless beings, such as spirits and
5423:his name is given as Gen. A. Tacticus. In
5183:at the request of the Grand Vizier of the
4230:
3534:Originally the universe insisted that she
2870:.") Another example given in the text is "
2537:
2237:Esmerelda Margaret Note Spelling of Lancre
2154:you'd put up in the rain"). At the end of
2065:, the Discworld's first steam locomotive.
1602:May-I-Be-Kicked-In-My-Own-Ice-Hole Dibooki
1582:May-I-Never-Achieve-Enlightenment Dhiblang
870:, Roland was reluctantly recruited by the
807:
728:the top of the head by a man 3 feet tall.
6550:and they are not allowed to run away; in
6542:notes that the Librarian likes to be the
6277:Archchancellor Henry of Brazeneck College
5694:" clerk where he calculates the level of
5339:
5274:, Stibbons led the project to "split the
4728:brawn, a duo of interloping criminals in
4323:, and walks as if he is made entirely of
1608:into bite-sized chunks of its own accord.
1027:and ride into the sky, to explore space.
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7170:
6640:is a former childhood gang associate of
6621:
6339:', a kind of magical device used by the
5999:, so has orchestrated the conquest and
5731:shows him with four eyes. He also wears
4145:roles. A sweeper is also referenced in
3498:Kelirehenna, Princess / Queen of Sto Lat
3419:
3243:
3227:. Hrun stole his magical talking sword,
2015:of Ankh-Morpork, following the death of
1938:, in particular the borderlands between
1304:
1070:miniseries. The miniseries, produced by
1047:
7852:Tiffany Aching's Guide to Being a Witch
7294:, Corgi Books 1998 (paperback), p. 206.
6929:The North American Discworld Convention
6703:, being prejudiced against people from
6699:that Lord de Worde also has 'ordinary'
6420:He reacts violently to being called a '
5848:
5746:, when he decides to visit the city of
5585:, usually as the maiden to be rescued.
5106:, but who, just prior to the events in
4877:at Oxford and Cambridge Universities).
3933:
3798:
2885:Tolliver also had a very small part in
2263:as a newborn about to be taken for her
1882:Head of Ankh-Morpork Assassins' Guild.
1195:
1105:and a temple dancer, introduced in the
493:, the chief exquistor in charge of the
14:
8128:
7752:The Science of Discworld II: The Globe
7368:
7364:
7362:
6036:Church and its empire, Vorbis states.
5154:The Patrician who came to power after
4986:. In 2007's mini-series adaptation of
4765:characters, the Kingpin and the Rose,
4469:
4307:. Having proved himself unworthy as a
4160:He is a devout follower of The Way of
3593:
3549:Queen Keli still ruled at the time of
2982:although his stables was a setting in
1991:They share many similarities with the
1188:it turns out that this was started by
1138:is a dressmaker, who first appears in
1030:Cohen has quite a lot of children; in
921:
819:of the Chalkland. First introduced in
456:, but wholly unable to read or write.
7421:
6658:. Following a confrontation with the
6478:', the Ankh-Morpork City Militia. In
6293:
6150:The head of Unseen University is the
6145:
5376:, but actually attacks his opponent.
4562:was concerned, Quimby instituted the
4348:Keli, the teenage princess of Sto Lat
3580:Keli was voiced by Alice Hart in the
3293:
3196:
3125:
2897:, Groat was left in charge as acting-
2822:
2546:all emotion, depicted in their utter
1612:Swallow-Me-Own-Blowdart Dhlang-Dhlang
949:and then with his last appearance in
929:, known as Cohen the Barbarian, is a
646:
7094:APF Chapter 3: Discworld Annotations
5991:can hear him. Vorbis plans a bloody
4724:is the brains of the New Firm, with
4161:
3950:portrayed Liessa in the Easter 2008
3894:
3867:. Lewton, the Disc's first and only
3035:. One of the birds he breeds is the
2876:He's a bit cup-and-plate in the head
2750:
1502:Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala
1442:Dibbler's Genuine Soggy Mountain Dew
508:After the failed Omnian invasion of
365:
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7883:Discworld II: Missing Presumed...!?
7359:
7336:
6669:
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6115:, causing dissidents to disappear.
6112:
5934:
5609:
5498:
5305:Corporal Strappi is a character in
5300:
4842:
4634:
4610:, though first mentioned of in the
3444:, tends to drive residents insane.
3254:Hrun's fate after this is unknown.
2483:
2419:
2398:After his dealings were uncovered,
1971:she had not brought him up right.
1885:
1420:producer/director, an agent for a '
1174:as being venerated by some younger
1152:as Vice President of Costuming and
965:, and of the common Jewish surname
539:
370:Polly Perks's platoon commander in
354:He is possibly inspired in part by
24:
7822:The Unseen University Cut Out Book
6924:International Discworld Convention
6292:He is described as very obese and
6118:He was deposed as a result of the
6104:
5318:
5241:
5141:Morecombe, Slant, & Honeyplace
5080:
4580:The pen is mightier than the sword
4171:Lu-Tze's Yearbook of Enlightenment
3825:, as a backstreet 'pox doctor' to
3483:
3039:, or Lappet-faced Worrier, like a
2918:Herrena, the Henna-haired Harridan
2249:, Princess Esme made her debut in
2006:
1830:He appears to be an homage to the
1698:computer game. He also appears in
1639:Other Dibbler equivalents include
908:By the fourth book in the series,
887:, allegedly very expensive on the
874:to perform the role of the mythic
722:
25:
8152:
7406:
7337:Rix, Stephen (14 February 1998).
7190:Lawrence Watt-Evans (July 2008).
7145:@terryandrob (10 November 2011).
6529:Do not meddle with the nature of
5719:'s dust jacket illustrations for
4515:
4285:and so linking him to his master
4255:
4177:
3454:
3400:is an immensely fat, hard-bitten
3219:appears as an archetypal fantasy
3161:However, following the events of
3112:
3069:The Arts of Falconrie and Hawking
2813:
2705:
2353:appears as the antagonist in the
2219:
2150:is referred to as sounding "like
2016:
1841:
1294:, Miss Cripslock is portrayed by
486:He comes to the attention of the
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5698:. The first tourist ever on the
5596:
5464:" as a separate syllable) is an
5372:, who does not resort to flashy
5202:
5197:made his horse a city councillor
5155:
5149:
5090:
5066:is the Director of Music at the
4822:
4821:Queen Ptraci I of Djelibeybi is
4588:
4347:
4289:— is the title character in the
4266:One-time witch and now Queen of
3760:had the finest military mind in
3409:
2956:
2808:phrase referring to Jesus Christ
2758:publisher whose company printed
2675:
2550:— but they stand opposed to the
2390:'s son, John, and employing the
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2090:
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1598:in the Hubland barbarian fjords.
1436:He has also been known to sell '
586:, the crew are all recruited by
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7837:The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld
7777:The Unseen University Challenge
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6867:voiced the title character and
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5460:Tawneee (pronounced with each "
5297:he is portrayed by Ed Coleman.
5162:Lord Snapcase was succeeded by
4395:Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
4215:. He has also theorised on the
3963:
2874:"—no definition is given, but "
2649:), in an attempt to bring down
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2174:and the title character in the
769:and likely sentenced to death.
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7369:French, Emma (27 April 2017).
7347:. Vol. 157, no. 2121
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6296:nicknames him 'Two Chairs' in
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5058:
5009:
4996:and in the 2010 adaptation of
4892:devices, is hard to steer. In
4675:
3929:
3740:, again in another pun on his
3634:, and is briefly mentioned in
3431:— better known by his epithet
3266:
3248:
2999:
2554:love, pity, and compassion of
2522:who is the protagonist in the
1871:
1237:and a neck that would inspire
1123:, she had fallen in love with
945:, with significant returns in
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6944:
6773:Ysabell, Duchess of Sto Helit
6182:
6075:of the BBC television comedy
5254:, the university's computer,
5112:, purchases the Ankh-Morpork
4810:
4803:Ankh-Morpork Assassins' Guild
4725:
2922:Her name says it all really.
2825:being made Postmaster in the
2146:, although the full nickname
1763:
1760:is named after CMOT Dibbler.
1314:Grand Trunk Semaphore Company
643:disapproved of this version.
639:". Young Sam enjoyed it, but
8141:Lists of literary characters
7339:"Letters : Ants online"
7131:a nod to the protagonist of
6973:
6677:is a professional scribe as
6168:The current archchancellor,
5682:
4339:
4207:, Ly is also a proponent of
3789:and is briefly mentioned in
3752:The Discworld equivalent of
3747:
3539:
3437:the Johnson Exploding Pagoda
2072:, Drumknott is portrayed by
1956:or the ancient Greek law of
1393:, or even sometimes as just
1316:and was conned out of it by
1288:In the Sky TV adaptation of
1168:She is briefly mentioned in
1013:Cohen became Emperor of the
772:
739:is the murderous villain of
205:Knowledge's inclusion policy
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7787:The Streets of Ankh-Morpork
7097:retrieved 20 September 2007
6874:
6615:Terry Pratchett's Hogfather
6516:The Science of Discworld II
6409:
6267:
5654:
5645:
5400:
5287:The New Discworld Companion
5195:, he was mentioned to have
5127:
4909:by the expedient action of
4865:' from Lord of the Rings).
4816:
4773:Pteppicymon XXVIII (Teppic)
4707:Sergeant-Major Jack Jackrum
4496:
4274:Mortimer, Duke of Sto Helit
4002:
3924:throne. As she plans this,
3378:Sergeant-Major Jack Jackrum
3067:. He is also the author of
2519:
1433:what Dibbler does with it.
1424:' group, and editor of the
1161:Cosmopilite would not mind
879:also gave Tiffany a box of
87:to comply with Knowledge's
10:
8157:
6625:
6317:
6236:disorganized schizophrenia
6128:think of me as your future
5979:is the Head of the Omnian
5735:, a concept that inspires
5705:He is described as having
5506:— the surname pronounced:
5455:
5322:
4939:His father was a butcher (
4861:(a possible reference to '
4683:is the protagonist in the
4463:Barlowe's Guide to Fantasy
4259:
4225:Kingon (or possibly Queon)
4110:law of narrative causality
3699:series by American writer
3429:Bergholdt Stuttley Johnson
3074:
2733:and is encountered in the
2684:at the end of the year on
2476:
2275:
2223:
2083:
1875:
1780:is a philosopher based on
1542:Cut-Me-Own-Hand-Off Dhblah
1462:to outright fabrications.
392:His remarkable talent for
8097:
8071:
8050:
8029:
7966:
7906:
7860:
7842:The Folklore of Discworld
7832:Once More* with Footnotes
7797:A Tourist Guide to Lancre
7734:
7711:Death and What Comes Next
7704:The Sea and Little Fishes
7681:
7465:
7377:. Oxford University Press
6424:'; technically, he is an
5964:
5831:and in the computer game
5622:Daniel "One Drop" Trooper
4716:
4238:is a receptionist in the
4044:
3853:
3482:, she falls in love with
3109:theatre was eaten there.
2847:, and a poultice made of
2211:while trying to summon a
1929:
1694:. He also appears in the
1528:on the lost continent of
1382:Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler
1201:Miss Sacharissa Cripslock
1093:
1064:played Cohen in the 2008
833:, the first novel in the
731:
568:where he takes the name,
407:
313:Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler
7747:The Science of Discworld
7281:, Doubelday, London 1998
7262:Annotated Pratchett File
6949:
6939:Turtles all the way down
6721:William also appears in
6710:It is suggested that by
6341:Witches of the Discworld
6109:Cable Street Particulars
6078:Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
5900:the kingdom have been a
5813:He appears in the books
5764:not entirely by accident
5742:His adventures begin in
5271:The Science of Discworld
5179:to "inhume" the tourist
4911:hitting him on the chest
4506:and tends to resemble a
3916:. An archetypal fantasy
3693:King of the Silver River
3677:King of the Golden River
3183:In the TV adaptation of
3019:He first appears in the
2910:, Groat is portrayed by
2904:In the TV adaptation of
2568:They are first noted in
2472:
2130:Lady Lilith de Tempscire
2068:In the TV adaptation of
1664:Dibbler appeared in the
1650:The Science of Discworld
1594:sold topless-bottomless
1504:sold suspiciously fresh
1131:Mrs Marietta Cosmopilite
891:. When Tiffany went to
463:in the soft soil of his
100:may contain suggestions.
85:may need to be rewritten
7898:Discworld: Ankh-Morpork
7767:The Pratchett Portfolio
7742:The Discworld Companion
7196:. BenBella Books, Inc.
7112:The Wind in the Willows
6644:and later secretary to
6497:extra-dimensional space
6448:The Discworld Companion
6111:, under the command of
6021:have minds or muscles.
5995:for the glory of Om on
5542:the Auditors of Reality
5406:General Callus Tacticus
5232:and appears briefly in
4338:, and trying to ignore
4231:Miss Iodine Maccalariat
4184:Counterweight Continent
4123:Lu-Tze also appears in
4079:, the sage to whom the
3644:. He started out as a
3555:, when she ejected the
3478:A scion of a family of
3189:, Stanley is played by
2543:The Auditors of Reality
2538:The Auditors of Reality
2412:, Gilt is portrayed by
2203:— he manages to summon
2011:Secretary to Patrician
1912:He only appears in the
1544:sold disturbingly live
980:know his exact age. In
895:to study witchcraft in
813:Roland de Chumsfanleigh
808:Roland de Chumsfanleigh
8110:Games of the Discworld
6685:The Ankh-Morpork Times
6664:Carrot Ironfoundersson
6594:the 2008 TV adaptation
6511:Sir Francis Walsingham
6324:
5908:Verence was voiced by
5340:Captain Findthee Swing
5164:Lord Havelock Vetinari
4779:King Teppicymon XXVIII
4509:Dungeons & Dragons
4389:, Rincewind overhears
4073:
4052:first appeared in the
3569:to have her face on a
2802:His name is a play on
2582:as the antagonists to
2406:In the TV adaption of
2281:Gaspode the Wonder Dog
1758:Sulcatocladus dibbleri
1657:explains that this is
1482:by the time traveling
662:The Ankh Morpork Times
554:joins the crew in the
7827:The Discworld Diaries
7812:The Discworld Almanak
7725:A Blink of the Screen
7658:I Shall Wear Midnight
6800:. Her encounter with
6626:Further information:
6622:Rincewind the Wizzard
6318:Further information:
6273:The Dean of Pentacles
6103:, and predecessor to
5766:— the policy allowed
5540:, he is recruited by
5408:was a soldier of the
5213:Sonky's Preventatives
4916:He gets on best with
4658:in her younger days.
4260:Further information:
4068:
3689:Euphemia 'Effie' Gray
3602:first appears in the
3447:At the outset of the
3420:Bloody Stupid Johnson
3295:[ɪmpəˈkɛlɨ̞n]
2944:and a small cameo in
2796:The Discworld Almanak
2768:Ankh-Morpork Almanack
2613:identical blank clone
2477:Further information:
2283:first appears in the
2224:Further information:
2110:. She appears in the
2084:Further information:
2019:. First appearing in
1876:Further information:
1846:Universally known as
1720:Virgin New Adventures
1426:Ankh-Morpork Inquirer
1310:Adora Belle Dearheart
1305:Adora Belle Dearheart
911:I Shall Wear Midnight
8136:Discworld characters
7807:Nanny Ogg's Cookbook
7772:The Art of Discworld
7673:The Shepherd's Crown
7218:Dragonriders of Pern
6821:had not intervened.
6716:Sacharissa Cripslock
6454:The Art of Discworld
6088:Phantom of the Opera
5849:Verence II of Lancre
5209:Sonky's Rubber Goods
5175:) was to direct the
5002:he was portrayed by
4966:The Shepherd's Crown
4520:A past Patrician of
4456:Mort is included in
4433:, Mort is voiced by
4358:After the events of
4166:Marietta Cosmopilite
4162:Mrs Cosmopilite
3990:) was raised by the
3869:private investigator
3799:Dr John 'Mossy' Lawn
3628:, is referred to in
2878:" implies it means "
2790:Nanny Ogg's Cookbook
2378:with entire banks".
2243:Verence II of Lancre
2170:A thirteen-year-old
1730:Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan
1524:sold the archetypal
1196:Sacharissa Cripslock
1072:The Mob Film Company
853:had in fact rescued
619:They Might Be Giants
459:He finds a one-eyed
8030:Races and creatures
7957:The Amazing Maurice
7936:The Colour of Magic
7907:Films and TV series
7868:The Colour of Magic
7478:The Light Fantastic
7473:The Colour of Magic
7106:Pratchett, Terry.
6992:The Washington Post
6814:The Light Fantastic
6602:The Light Fantastic
6598:The Colour of Magic
6566:Librarian's award.
6401:The Light Fantastic
6329:First appearing in
5853:King Verence II of
5822:The Light Fantastic
5816:The Colour of Magic
5744:The Colour of Magic
5737:Cohen the Barbarian
5728:The Light Fantastic
5722:The Colour of Magic
5712:The Colour of Magic
5347:is the head of the
5172:The Colour of Magic
4535:The Light Fantastic
4524:referred to in the
4470:Nijel the Destroyer
4386:The Light Fantastic
4197:The Colour of Magic
3957:The Colour of Magic
3913:The Colour of Magic
3772:He appeared in the
3695:" character in the
3594:Lord Sir Harry King
3513:, appearing in the
3494:and fashion model.
3382:A character in the
3244:Liessa Dragonbidder
3212:The Colour of Magic
3175:Unseen University's
2941:The Light Fantastic
2744:The Colour of Magic
2098:is the daughter of
1804:De Chelonian Mobile
1655:Discworld Companion
1488:ontological paradox
1422:Music with Rocks In
1125:Nijel the Destroyer
1103:Cohen the Barbarian
1101:is the daughter of
1087:The Light Fantastic
1081:The Colour of Magic
1067:The Colour of Magic
1055:The Light Fantastic
1048:Nijel the Destroyer
982:The Light Fantastic
959:Conan the Barbarian
943:The Light Fantastic
922:Cohen the Barbarian
883:, one of which was
635:'City Version' of "
574:the Grateful Death.
439:absolute autocratic
347:Mr Bent resided in
7792:The Discworld Mapp
7697:Theatre of Cruelty
7653:Unseen Academicals
7623:Monstrous Regiment
7588:The Fifth Elephant
7578:The Last Continent
7264:: Annotations for
6934:Craig Shaw Gardner
6750:Unseen Academicals
6724:Monstrous Regiment
6486:Band with Rocks In
6442:The Last Continent
6308:Unseen Academicals
6303:Unseen Academicals
6298:The Last Continent
6163:first among equals
6146:The Archchancellor
6046:Brutha brings his
5867:of the monarch of
5696:insurance premiums
5615:Unseen Academicals
5313:Monstrous Regiment
5308:Monstrous Regiment
5281:Unseen Academicals
5225:The Fifth Elephant
5041:Monstrous Regiment
4942:Unseen Academicals
4902:The Last Continent
4863:Radagast the Brown
4859:Ridcully the Brown
4777:His Greatness the
4703:Sweet Polly Oliver
4694:Monstrous Regiment
4504:wandering monsters
4311:, he is chosen by
4209:natural philosophy
4148:The Fifth Elephant
4132:Unseen Academicals
3803:In a city full of
3716:, Harry King is a
3557:Band with Rocks In
3480:football hooligans
3469:Unseen Academicals
3442:Empirical Crescent
3393:Monstrous Regiment
3346:Band with Rocks In
3197:Hrun the Barbarian
2968:He appears in the
2965:unbroken horses.
2899:Postmaster General
2760:The Joye of Snacks
2723:Dungeon Dimensions
2507:, where he is the
2499:of the country of
2438:Unseen Academicals
2322:The Fifth Elephant
2209:Dungeon Dimensions
2052:Unseen Academicals
1903:Evil Overlord List
1800:natural philosophy
1782:Diogenes of Sinope
1682:Private Joe Walker
1659:parallel evolution
1586:The Last Continent
1535:The Last Continent
1506:thousand-year eggs
1446:Ankh-Morpork Times
1211:Ankh-Morpork Times
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647:Altogether Andrews
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7690:Troll Bridge
7648:Making Money
7633:Going Postal
7563:Feet of Clay
7498:Wyrd Sisters
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8089:The Witches
7735:Other books
7643:Wintersmith
7613:Night Watch
7543:Men at Arms
7483:Equal Rites
7397:Night Watch
6988:"Love Tory"
6966:and trolls.
6857:BBC Radio 4
6548:bridesmaids
6539:Men at Arms
6451:hints and
6320:Drum Billet
6314:Drum Billet
6262:to go crazy
6095:Lord Winder
6067:alter-ego.
6065:Opera Ghost
6010:casus belli
5914:BBC Radio 4
5843:David Jason
5841:(alongside
5752:the Luggage
5476:Nobby Nobbs
5426:Wintersmith
5417:series. In
5395:Swing Riots
5358:Night Watch
5235:Night Watch
5189:Men at Arms
5156:Lord Winder
5122:Mr Salzella
5114:Opera House
5081:Opera Ghost
5059:Mr Salzella
5035:Night Watch
5020:Men At Arms
5010:Ronald Rust
4750:Neil Gaiman
4699:Borogravian
4681:Polly Perks
4676:Polly Perks
4655:Night Watch
4640:Equal Rites
4621:Equal Rites
4439:BBC Radio 4
4353:Grim Reaper
4332:mucking out
4126:Night Watch
3948:Karen David
3822:Night Watch
3685:John Ruskin
3637:Night Watch
3509:kingdom of
3503:Kelirehenna
3410:Polly Perks
3402:Borogravian
3336:country of
3326:Buddy Holly
3287:Imp Y Celyn
3267:Imp Y Celyn
3128:being made
3122:Post Office
3061:Dave Hodges
3014:Hodgesaargh
3000:Hodgesaargh
2888:Wintersmith
2717:god of the
2608:personality
2595:by them.
2307:Men at Arms
2265:Christening
2063:Iron Girder
2030:Men at Arms
1942:proper and
1878:Lord Downey
1872:Lord Downey
1700:Discworld 2
1596:smörgåsbord
1493:The wizard
1479:Night Watch
1451:Men at Arms
1438:fong shooey
903:white horse
881:watercolors
867:Wintersmith
767:Night Watch
755:Night Watch
750:Night Watch
633:Sam Vimes's
615:catchphrase
394:mathematics
269:table below
134:in-universe
18:Imp Y Celyn
8130:Categories
8079:City Watch
7968:Characters
7915:Soul Music
7548:Soul Music
7533:Small Gods
7523:Reaper Man
6945:References
6919:storylines
6847:Soul Music
6733:Borogravia
6693:speciesist
6689:journalism
6660:City Watch
6506:Small Gods
6481:Soul Music
6466:City Watch
6410:the Octavo
6406:orang-utan
6372:Soul Music
6332:Soul Music
6286:Soul Music
6223:Reaper Man
6183:The Bursar
6069:Agnes Nitt
6029:Didactylos
6001:annexation
5972:Small Gods
5922:Les Dennis
5902:Parliament
5839:Sean Astin
5806:) but the
5717:Josh Kirby
5591:Theda Bara
5381:phrenology
5366:swordstick
5248:Camerlengo
4979:Soul Music
4907:Mr Teatime
4895:Soul Music
4783:Djelibeybi
4755:Good Omens
4745:Neverwhere
4726:Mr Tulip's
4670:Lou Graham
4594:Rosie Palm
4558:As far as
4437:. In 2004
4430:Soul Music
4403:Pestilence
4377:Soul Music
4317:apprentice
4315:to be his
4190:'s friend
4186:, home of
4063:Small Gods
3885:depression
3665:since 1961
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