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290:) is an underachieving employee at a video rental store named Schlockbuster whose personal mottos are "don't get involved" and "don't talk about it". His teen-aged boss Sully orders him to drop off a bag of films to the mother of the store's owner or risk being fired. Despite his arguments, he agrees to the request and convinces his friend Teddy ( 767:, "writer-director Bo Zenga's way with jokes is no different than that of a 5-year-old pointing at dog poop, who grows into a teenager tittering at underwear, who becomes a middle-aged, raincoated misogynist. Like garlic, holy water and silver bullets for our mythic evildoers, "Stan Helsing" is a surefire repellent to any good time." The 376:, modified to express their desire to simply leave. The humans are unanimously voted as the winners, but the monsters refuse to leave town. Eschewing his policy of never getting involved, Stan turns each of the monsters' weaknesses against them, soundly defeating them and feeding them to Sammy, who had been brought back to vicious life ( 29: 313:
next to them. Because of this disturbance, they miss their exit and decide to take a shortcut. While trying to find their way, they hit a dog named "Sammy Boy" and ask a passerby for help, unaware that he is the dog's owner. The owner then threatens to kill them for murdering his beloved dog. After
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fleeing the scene, Teddy picks up a hitchhiker, but after learning he was convicted of murdering nurses they violently throw him from the moving vehicle. They come across a gas station where the perverted owners tell Stan that he may be related to the legendary
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panned the film, calling it “so unfunny it's scary” noting that Zenga was “the same hack who thought it would be hilarious to exploit every vulgar racial stereotype in the dismal
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who informs Stan of his destiny, confirms that he is Van Helsing's descendant, and kicks them out of his church after giving them weapons to fight the monsters.
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The townsfolk offer a competition in which Stan and his friends compete against the monsters in karaoke. The monsters sing "
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offer instead which he gladly accepts. The movie ends with the taxi cab driving away and the sound of moaning.
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En route, the group encounters a traffic jam and, to Stan's surprise, he spots a living doll (a parody of
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was panned by critics. It holds a rating of 14% "rotten" on Rotten Tomatoes based on 21 reviews, with an
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The movie had a production budget of $ 365,000 and grossed a worldwide total of $ 1,553,556.
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After they leave, they discover that all the citizens, including their waitress, Kay (
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Although no soundtrack album was released, the film includes songs by
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Steve Howey
Diora Baird
Kenan Thompson
Desi Lydic
Leslie Nielsen
Ryan Shore
Anchor Bay Entertainment
horror comedy film
Steve Howey
Diora Baird
Kenan Thompson
Desi Lydic
Leslie Nielsen
Anchor Bay Entertainment
Scary Movie film series
parody
horror films
Steve Howey
Kenan Thompson
Diora Baird
Desi Lydic
Chucky
MILF
Abraham Van Helsing
karaoke
Johnny Cash
Ring of Fire
Leslie Nielsen
Pinhead

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